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I know this sounds ridiculous, but… does anyone else have to take their spouse to the doctor? y’know, like you’d do with a child? like, speak for them? or else they’d just go in and then leave without bringing up any health concerns?
Alcohol-Free in Oakland day 2 💕✨ #TWICE_5TH_WORLD_TOUR
I know several men who do this little scream thing when they yawn and/or stretch, but I don’t personally know any women who do this. (& I don’t have much data from other genders so far.) Can anyone offer any insight on this?
today, a student approached me and said “whoa, are you wearing Toms? I haven’t seen those in years!” so I’m going to need some ice for that burn
A mother in Oklahoma was sentenced to 30 years in prison because her boyfriend beat her and her kid. She was blamed—and got punished harsher than he did. Cases like this are more common than you’d expect. For the past year, I've been investigating 1/x motherjones.com/crime-justice/…
The Shirley Exception is a bit of mental sleight of hand that allows people to support a policy they profess to disagree with. It's called the Shirley Exception because... well, I mean, *surely* there must be exceptions, right?
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98 Followers 189 Following Nicole Canaan’s new album “My Own Two Hands” out nowa badass moth @erikthemoth
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10K Followers 5K Following that (formerly) homeless trans kid. 25. queer. aspec. german. latino. charrúa. jewish. disabled. EDS & co. ADHD & autism. he/him. 💉 7.11.17 | 🔪 1.3.19💕Suey💕 @KpopKonverters
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9 Followers 101 Following if you dont like me thats ok, I prolly dont like you either. 🤗 have a great day!Grace Benfell @grace_machine
1K Followers 430 Following Writer and critic. Co-host @PodcastSafeRoom. Married to @uofwhales.B.P. Shelley @BPShelley1
194 Followers 195 Following he/him I wrote a book. I'll probably write more books. You should probably read them.mallory 🌻 @carat_life
4K Followers 315 Following 🌟 there’s always someone who loves you more than you love yourself🌟adam driver ruined my.. @adamfucker69
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959 Followers 5K Following #TheBloggess lurker. Perpetually disappointed egalitarianist.Glitch in the Sinulat.. @peepeedee
226 Followers 456 FollowingMadison Parks Turner @madisonpturner
384 Followers 998 Following Member @Ch_JesusChrist. PR & social media nerd. *NSYNC fan for life. God bless America 🇺🇸Jess @jessicaelaine03
7 Followers 8 FollowingErika @eleighbarrett
1K Followers 673 Following ❤️Adventuring, mothering, ecofeminism, learning, and unlearning. Journalist Community builder she/her 🇺🇦Dr Jay Watts @Shrink_at_Large
38K Followers 9K Following Consultant clinical psychologist/ activist/ neuroqueer bluestocking. Former Lived Experience Worker. Future failed poet. Will question ideology for cake ❤️ 🥄🎭CEP @CEP_UK
8K Followers 442 Following The Council for Evidence-based Psychiatry aims to advance policy to support people harmed by psychiatric drugs, dependency & withdrawal. Secretariat to @appgpddDr Joanna Moncrieff @joannamoncrieff
25K Followers 90 Following Critical psychiatrist, author and researcherInnocence Project @innocence
166K Followers 224 Following We work to help free innocent people from prison and transform the criminal legal system.Amanda Knox @amandaknox
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4K Followers 3K Following Obstinate, Headstrong Girl • Listens to people talk about their feelings for work & watches CSPAN for fun • Space nerd • Maternal Mental Health • GO UTES!Brie @brie_brie47
361 Followers 352 Following in no particular order, the current pillars of my personality are: survivor, bb, traitors, cats, reading, exmo, & taylor swift || she/herDisabled_Eliza @DisabledEliza
18K Followers 158 Following 👀Stare at the hair not the chair💕 👩🏼🦽Disabled🦈Shark Enthusiast🌈Queer 📍U.K. 💌[email protected]Man-Loving Lesbian @WanderingChord
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591 Followers 506 Following Sabs // 28 // My heart belongs to Yoo Jeongyeon💚Witchmarsh ✨ Wishli.. @WitchmarshGame
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835K Followers 28 Following On hiatus (sort of). Unofficial reddit: https://t.co/riSEzRByhCtranslated cats @TranslatedCats
384K Followers 3K Following Cats with machine and AI translated captions. I also run @catworkers and @thereisnocat_. Replies are monitored for spam/page promotion/impression farming.JT D @JtBabicora
614 Followers 209 Following Exmormom, archaeologist, father, and gay. I tweet to copeMatty Easton @easton_matty
10K Followers 1K Following @BYU Poli Sci Valedictorian 🎓🌈 Previously @PeteButtigieg Organizer 💪🏻 Poli Sci PhD at @UCBerkeley. I live rent-free in @HollandJeffreyR’s head 💁🏻♂️💅🏼𝚗. 🐦🔥 @corporealamoeba
249 Followers 607 Following Probably thinking about Taco Bell, corgi butts, and true crime.《︎ #blacklivesmatter 》《︎they/she》︎《︎@closet_EX’s Pseudosib 》︎《︎PNW🌲》︎Mystic Pansexual ✨🩷💛💙✨Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
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282 Followers 343 Following cultural mormon, human 3D printer, STEM PhD candidate, embarrassingly nerdy, extremely average (she/her)therapist in training @amandapanda814
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2K Followers 3K Following she/her • 23 • taylor swift stan • queer 🏳️🌈• if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing 🐍 i follow back!!! venmo: @eh1110UPHERE! Records @uphere_records
98 Followers 189 Following Nicole Canaan’s new album “My Own Two Hands” out nowa badass moth @erikthemoth
20 Followers 55 Followingdan @qyuiqq
2K Followers 1K Following ☆ nonbinary bi arospec transmasc-ish. korean studies&IR. your favorite english teacher. inclusionist. PL/EN/KR/RU. NSFW (close mutuals‼): @Danafterdark_ ☆Melodie Jackson @Kid_melodie
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53 Followers 38 Following they/them || asexual/aromantic || nonbinary trans guy || autistic || feminist || formerly mormon || PhD studentI want to slow this discourse down for a moment and be very clear and deliberate about why Armstromg's history of cheating in cycling is important and relevant here, beyond a cheap gotcha. (thread)
It’s my wife’s birthday!! She deserves the world! She is smart and sexy and kind! She is everything to me! Fuck terfs!!!
Turned 29 today!!! I'm very grateful for all the people in my life who love me and care for me. I want to build something better with all of you.💖
It’s my wife’s birthday!! She deserves the world! She is smart and sexy and kind! She is everything to me! Fuck terfs!!!
weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel
Guess who’s getting a raise and is highly praised and appreciated by their boss? ME! It’s ME! 😍
This is from my daughter’s 8th grade health class. I am livid. @ProvoSchoolDist do better!
just found out about rejection sensitive dysphoria, which i previously thought of as "being normal"
So btw while we’re talking abt grocery shopping… grocery stores are absolute sensory hell.
@hellozeik Can we talk about Costco? I can usually handle the average grocery store, but Costco seems uniquely terrible.
Seeing some people say that Silent Hill 2 is “the only good one” ahead of the stream tonight and all I have to say is what the fuck are you talking about.
I’m always down to cheer for whatever team the person I’m watching sports with likes, with one exception. BYU. I will not cheer for BYU.
Okay, I just got Viki, what am I watching
THE BEST GIRL
He just gave a homeless girl cash out the window too, what a sweetie
I love when my Uber driver doesn’t try to make small talk with me 😍