touch_monkey @touch_monkey

visionary, raconteur, rogue sag harbor, ny Joined June 2011

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @RepMTG

a year ago

Mike Johnson is working behind the scenes with Democrats to save his speakership. He owes our entire conference a meeting explaining his plans to change the rules WITH DEMOCRAT HELP on Motion to Vacate. I filed a Motion to Vacate because Johnson has became the Democrat Speaker…

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

2 years ago

via @nytimes nytimes.com/live/2024/02/1…

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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS

2 years ago

I can see why you’re all so torn. /s

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

2 years ago

I’m not gonna front. Fatso looks good in his mug shot.

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Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes

2 years ago

RIP. Reminds me of what I consider one of the greatest lines in the history of the Washington Post, from the great Shirley Povich: “Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday.”

AP NFL @AP_NFL

2 years ago

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

3 years ago

So, Starbucks is now in the speedball biz?

CNN @CNN

3 years ago

So, Starbucks is now in the speedball biz?

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Ben Yahr @benyahr

3 years ago

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

5 years ago

Just for curiosity’s sake, how dark is Archie, anyway?

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

5 years ago

If Donnie tries a bit, I think he could get impeached a third time before he’s done

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

5 years ago

This American carnage ends soon

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touch_monkey @touch_monkey

5 years ago

Leni Riefenstahl, on her best day, couldn’t have done it any better.

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Charles Woodson @CharlesWoodson

7 years ago

Now he misses in the snow

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

7 years ago

‘Is this how you make America great again?’ — Sen. Jon Tester held nothing back in his impassioned speech against Trump’s shutdown

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Question Everything @LMAO_in_Fla

7 years ago

I propose a kitten-fortified border shrub instead of a wall. Who’s with me? #WednesdayWisdom

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The Onion @TheOnion

7 years ago

Man Stuck In Dead-End Body trib.al/409Ceg4

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John Rogers @jonrog1

7 years ago

1/ On the left is a teenage AOC dancing with her friends as part of a nationwide viral video craze. The Right called this proof she’s a “nitwit”. Next is GOP Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Who thought this photo was a good idea AT AGE 42. He was considered a policy genius.