green bean @treecorpse
divorced lesbian dad of 2 🏳️🌈 Joined January 2014-
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WARNING: be careful not to confuse a distraction from sadness with happiness, they are not the same thing
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If someone murdered me the loot drop would be hard mountain dews and chip dip
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experimenting with gender by looking like shit
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me (still in a weird time in my life): sorry that was a weird time in my life
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going to start doing this
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Does anyone know if we have to tomorrow
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Maybe I’ll get into religious psychosis
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they should name a personality disorder after me
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Thread of images like these: 🐛 (blurry bugs with names)
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no rizz just neurodivergent loser lesbian
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Need to commit acts of lesbianism soon
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 27 Jan 2014 (via @twi_age).
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A bit of tardigrades
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gen z will never know how good it felt to say “that’s SO gay” about something that was objectively not gay at all
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