Max a millions @turtle

Law school drop out, corporate tech lacky, surfer, traveler, dog & kitten dad. Always looking for an island in the sun. My Twitter handle isn't for sale. Manhattan, NY Joined March 2007

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Max a millions @turtle

3 years ago

I really wish people would stop msging me about wanting and/or needing my Twitter handle. Almost at “car warranty” call levels here, guys. Come on now.

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If @AskeBay @eBay suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them @verge

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

[1/2]So @eBay @AskeBay are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). @TheVerge

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

Already king of the surf, why not dress the part in the water 😎👑🤴🏻 #KingOfBudContest

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Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry

4 years ago

People you went to school with logging in to their dormant Twitter account now that Instagrams down.

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

I’m taking applications for my “Top 8” MySpace friends right now- just in case

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

And that’s why I’m here now 😂

Joyce Karam @Joyce_Karam

4 years ago

And that’s why I’m here now 😂

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

Absolutely never gonna fuckin happen. Please take a long walk off a short pier. No ones Turtle but me 🖕🏼🤣

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Alex Beresford @alexberesfordTV

4 years ago

Unthinkable to imagine our own children in the middle of such a conflict and to be able speak so coherently.

Middle East Eye @MiddleEastEye

4 years ago

Unthinkable to imagine our own children in the middle of such a conflict and to be able speak so coherently.

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood @McDonalds

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Max a millions @turtle

4 years ago

One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼

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Max a millions @turtle

5 years ago

I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings

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Max a millions @turtle

5 years ago

Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂 So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial

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Max a millions @turtle

5 years ago

Another one bites the dust! 🤣🤣🤣 #GrowUp #YouArentSpecial

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Alex Beresford @alexberesfordTV

5 years ago

I wish I had the privilege to sit on the fence. In order for me to do that I would have to strip myself of my identity and that’s not something I can do. It’s not any of our places to pick apart claims of racism in order to make us to feel more comfortable. ❤️