turtle 🐢 @turtleertl

everything you could ever want, and a whole lot less St Paul, MN Joined May 2012

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turtle 🐢 @turtleertl

3 years ago

@AaronGleeman We want goldy! We want goldy!

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@DyFrex___ @tristanbard0516 I remember seeing something about this, and I’m 99% sure that this is accurate but you can fact check me… Sicily is actually CLOSER to Washington DC than Hawaii is. That doesn’t change the fact that Hawaii is closer to the continental US, but to the capital… Sicily is closer

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Minnesota Twins @Twins

3 years ago

Snap yo fingers and RT for a chance to win 2 VIP tickets to our @TPAIN Post Game Concert on June 15th! twins.com/tpain

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3 years ago

@SethTweets @TwinsAlmanac I’m not sure how high in the minors they need to be but a guy who went to my high school was recently drafted and plays for the Mets high-A affiliate

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4 years ago

@mnwild @ticasino #mnwildfirst BOLDy

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Frankie G @FrankieG1998

4 years ago

Twins 9 run inning off the Yankees with the Benny Hill music

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4 years ago

@brainwxrms Gone girl

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4 years ago

@Ismynewaccount @traceexile @SamBuntz Holy fuck geographically this is so mind boggling… but it’s 100% accurate. Hawaii is 4,762 miles from Washington, while Sicily is 4,707 miles. It’s a less than 100 mile difference. I’m flabbergasted

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4 years ago

@brn_frnnds @FilsDessalines @willmenaker … good point

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4 years ago

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Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis

4 years ago

Donner Lake, CA is uhhhhhh not named after Santa's reindeer

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4 years ago

@James_Holzhauer Tell me you put in a late bet on the Vikings at half

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4 years ago

@marwasf @websta12345 Eric ever question

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4 years ago

@Ninja @gucci Come thru I’m already here

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Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23

15 years ago

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

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4 years ago

Ayo???

Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing

4 years ago

Damn, the bestie @KaiWachiMusic is playing his biggest headline show in Minneapolis tmrw… it would be a such a shame if I didn’t like fly out to catch him throw the fuck down huh 👀