OG Alex @turtleface96
I love food do you really need to know... Joined July 2011-
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We could end all crime if we just sentenced convicts to lick the bottom of a Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit.
A study has found that friends-with-benefits relationships are just as sexually satisfying as marital relationships.
Pineapples contain an enzyme called Bromelain that eats flesh - so while you're eating pineapple, the pineapple is eating you.
When you realize in the middle of driving you legit havent been paying attention, how am i alive???? Who gave me a license????
In 1985, there was a condom delivery service at Harvard University - Their slogan was “We’ll come before you do.”
My best friend really thinks she can have other friends...I'm all you need...
I literally watch this 7 times every time it hits my timeline vine.co/v/iiiUaAFAnzD
"My boyfriend smokes a joint while I give him head and then he rolls one for me while he goes down on me after #powercouple" -VA
What a beautiful service this morning that of course brought me to tears. So thankful for a God that loves me no matter what❤️🙏🏽

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