#TYDHE @tydhed
A compilation of phrases you don't normally hear everyday. Props to my friends, family, and students for providing these gems! Y'all the real MVP Joined May 2015-
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Pittsburg Penguins just won the Stanley Cup and I caNNOT STOP SCREAMING!
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"Just because you touch a dick doesn't mean you're gay. Especially if it's for crack or money." -50 Shades of Black
Being an early childhood teacher be like: *comforting crying child* "That's why we don't eat pinecones."
@KooKooKangaRoo is at my school right now and I might hyperventilate because I'm so excited
I hate shopping. I hate shopping for everything, everything that's not food.
If you don't like sex, what do you think about all day? ....Cake......
Erin: You see how fast those clouds are moving? Wanna know why? Me: Why? Erin: Cuz is fucking windy, that's why. This weather is shit
Hello bowling pins, welcome to my alley. -Erin talking to pedestrians as she drives
Abby: I'm a mammoth. I'm literally a wooly mammoth during global warming. I'm effing hot!
Erin and I have wine. We also just found the face swap filter on snapchat. The world is not ready for this
Erin: "What the heck? Where's my food go? WAIT, I found it. My left tit was being stingy."
I've been locked out of this account for a hot minute, but guess who's back baby!!!!!!!!!!!
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[in a disaster movie] LAB TECH: sir you better get in here the earthqua- ME: *cant respond bc im blacked out in a bowl of cream of broccoli*
Lauren: Zuccini spit everywhere, I can't see. I just want to go to bed.
Sunday, 11:30 PM Lauren: So, I'm definitely taking a nap on Tuesday. I can't wait. #thingsyoudontheareveryday
Glendon @Glendon7523648
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Corrin @Corrin2629744
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Kiska @Kiska040024
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AVエロランド🌟 @IWBo0EKhPqodVcn
18 Followers 221 Following AV女優の魅力を余すところなくお届け！今日のオカズはここで解決。毎日の癒しタイムを楽しんでね。
Sandy Van Calster @ssajvc4
12 Followers 26 Following
Fangirling Roommates @BeccaAndLolo
55 Followers 229 Following @beccakathryn16 & @ewingslauren. 2 Lutheran education majors rooming together, tweeting about the musicians we love and our lives.
fredy @fredyvasquezvv
77 Followers 395 Following Hola me gusta la música electrónica los tatuajes porfa follow me :-)
Lauren @loyouareyelling
382 Followers 228 Following English Teacher. 25. Concert junkie. Puppy enthusiast. Living life for Him. Romans 8:18.
Free Follow/Bio @Free_follow755
301 Followers 1K Following Follow @chels_loves1d cause she gave you this free follow All the Love xx
Postgrad Fangirls @postgradfangrls
532 Followers 707 Following We were intitially planning on being casual fans, but then we thought: Why not let it consume our souls?
Blake Martinez @Big__Blake50
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Alex Rogers @AlexxKendall
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Timmy 🪴 @timmyrasmuss3n
34K Followers 35 Following he/him • flowin n growin 🍃 autumn aura • merch maker @wuzzwearhouse
No Outlet @NoOutlet
57K Followers 828 Following Philly Pop Punk • Forever on a search for the world's best Eggs Benedict • Itunes - https://t.co/1hKVEz8SMH • Soundcloud - https://t.co/dCNbYwXik0
Lewi Morgan Tattoo @lewmorgantattoo
44K Followers 2K Following Tattooer at @arronrawtattoo RAW Tattoo Enquiries by email: [email protected]
Jake Roche @rochem8
87K Followers 3K Following Debuting my one man show ‘Neporrhoids!’ at the Edinburgh Fringe festival 2024.
Danny Wilkin @DannyDoubleYou
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Luke Bickerstaff @LukeBickerstaff
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ryan @RyanWBentley
844 Followers 288 Following
1D AF @nochill1Dtweets
8K Followers 201 Following I make dumb tweets about a boyband.. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (ALL EDITS ARE IN MY FAVS!)
Hank Porta @TBTHank
38 Followers 3 Following ARF! I'm Hank. I'm cute and I'm cuddly. Follow me to experience my life! I love my owners @tbtaaron & @tbtbrandon
John Feldmann @JohnFeldy
106K Followers 165 Following The new @goldfingermusic video for "Tijuana Sunrise" is OUT NOW!!! https://t.co/VVnB5CMWKL
The New Low ↓ @TheNewLow
4K Followers 15 Following Stream our new single “Killing Me” on Spotify! https://t.co/m7fsIyUpSh
best nouis pics @thenouispicss
4K Followers 6 Following providing you with the best pics, gifs, videos of nouis enjoy! :)
Hiphop Squirrel @HiphopSquirrelM
33K Followers 173 Following Hiphop Squirrel is an AI music app for all people, enabling easy, personalized track creation. It offers a decentralized platform for full creative control.
Alex Johrden @neverarockstar
7K Followers 76 Following
Lauren @loyouareyelling
382 Followers 228 Following English Teacher. 25. Concert junkie. Puppy enthusiast. Living life for Him. Romans 8:18.
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.8M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
Richard Belzer @MRbelzer
167K Followers 1K Following Actor, Comedian & Author. Get my NEW book with David Wayne, "Corporate Conspiracies" at https://t.co/4rwjfd0Csv Barnes & https://t.co/WjozDotU57 and independent stores
Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni
521K Followers 390 Following the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram: @chris_meloni
Dirty HaLo Girls @xdirtyhalox
1K Followers 361 Following Just a dirty little HaLo thing. We play fast, loose & rough in these parts. Bitches gotta learn. 18+ only M&B #DDCAdultFanProject https://t.co/1gl0M1jctk
Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai
290K Followers 879 Following gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
brooke @brookecurry
13K Followers 165 Following life is all around us, love is in the details • 🏳️🌈 photographer / videographer / content creator / human
x-Kat🐍🦋 @NoitsKatie89
3K Followers 458 Following You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger. TN x2
Sassy 1D Fangirls @1DFangirlSass
8K Followers 175 Following Not an update account. We say what we want, unapologetically. 2 college girls that just wanna fangirl without a filter.
1D Vine Updates @1DVineUpdates
19K Followers 581 Following I'm really cool and the 4 boys I post 7 second videos of are even cooler
Josh Eppard @Weerd_Science
27K Followers 2K Following Drummer of Coheed and Cambria and HELD. Movies/music/Mets Baseball/ Horror/Zildjian/Promark/Evans/Tama.
Claudio Sanchez @claudioPsanchez
57K Followers 219 Following Coheed and Cambria, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Funny Book Creator... 💋
Coheed and Cambria @Coheed
104K Followers 478 Following We are a band from New York. The Father of Make Believe deluxe is here!
Kaylee Messman @mrskswanson
62 Followers 93 Following English Teacher. Coffee Addict and Collector of Mugs. Broadway Lover. Literary Enthusiast.
immortal science of m... @mstrdonionsalad
2K Followers 2K Following professional bumper sticker critic. philosophy and history. missing the grill. Dirtbag Leftist
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