typhoon the tasmanian tyger @tyshitpostshere
dumbass doctoral dropout probably don't follow me but i don't pay your sub so you can do whatever you want Joined September 2020-
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psychologists: okay, but you're not fat enough to stop the trolley. me: so? psychologists: so even if you jump in front of the trolley, it won't stop enough to save the people on the tracks. me: that's their problem. i'm just dealing with my problem.
no one ever: me: *slaps wall next to Ruby's head* KABEEEDOOONN!!!!!
@drivingmemadi @FredTaming pro life people be like: cumstains are more valuable than gay people.
sometimes you can't make your suffering better, but you can make it different. i'd take a swig of anxiety right now instead of depression just to mix things up.
sometimes i like to bother my girlfriend by picking her up and taking her somewhere else. her defense mechanism is to go completely limp and then we both just end up on the ground.
can we go back to when the worst thing that was happening was kids eating tide pods.
eric pointcrow @PointCrow
182K Followers 547 Following i do things | https://t.co/yZa1iEdB8p | https://t.co/3huar9V4kH | Business inquiries: [email protected]
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
81K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO of Persona Essential, a social media marketing firm that guarantees organic virality, or you don’t pay. No risk, only rewards.
soapy @literalpoptart
40 Followers 109 Following i write code for money and stories for fun. sometimes i'm funny. she/her ⚧️🎮🎨🎵Trends for United States
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