its muffin time @unc_129

pie pie pie. 🚬 Atlanta Joined October 2011

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Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina

14 hours ago

Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.

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3 days ago

When they started opening the fridge i lost it

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its muffin time @unc_129

5 hours ago

@missykaysey @jdnopon I mean, there are definitely worse people to be a concubine for lol

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jny the human @jnyboy

8 hours ago

I should have listened. Community Notes is out here saving people.

່ @lyaocks

3 days ago

@harbordelsol can you guys fucking STOP

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe

7 hours ago

Bro dodged a bullet

> Hoe'd around > Meets a great guy, tells him she wants to wait 3 months before sec > He's fine with it > He's successful, great qualities > OP freaks out, runs to reddit She doesn't realize that she's the red flag, not him.

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SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker

2 days ago

I had one of these through Progressive, they called in Snapshot. My insurance premium was cut 30% and it was amazing. Or at least it was until I tried applying at the Post Office years later. At the time, my car was registered in Florida where I lived, but I parked my car while I was over the road at my parents house in South Carolina. Progressive calls me up about a month or 2 after I have the Snapshot plugged in, asking why my car was always parked in SC. I explained that I was a truck driver and that’s where I parked it while at work. They told me that since my car was in SC for the majority of the year, it needed to be insured in SC. Sweet, my premium dropped even lower. Then a month later I get home to Florida and I see there’s a letter from the DMV in Florida demanding I reinsure my Florida-registered vehicle back to Florida, or they were cancelling my license. The deadline for that was 3 days before I got home. Oops. A few phone calls and a $100 or so fine later, everything was fixed. But for the next 5 years, that cancellation, not suspension, of my license would come up every time I applied at USPS because that’s how far back they checked your driving record. What a pain in the ass.

Shivers @thinkingshivers

2 days ago

A few years ago, my car insurance offered a deal: put a tracker in your car for six months and MAYBE your insurance rate would go down. The tracker had a built-in accelerometer and any time you messed up, it beeped at you, letting you know you were a bad driver. I took the deal.

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a day ago

@oneayaitch The Oppenheimer one is outta pocket lmaooo

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a day ago

@fwtsukishiro Lmao no fucking shot.

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a day ago

@ammolab1 Weight. Each mag is about a pound at 30 and 2 pounds at 50. Over a long enough shootout, that weight can matter a bit.

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a day ago

@PGoods42105

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definitely not advice @notadvice

2 days ago

This flow chart remains undefeated btw 💅🏻

✝️ Ruthie Girlie🇻🇦 @ruthdelioncourt

a week ago

One of my guy friends gives me roses about once a week and has for a while now. It’s just now occurred to me he might be flirting or something. But they’re always yellow, not pink or red. So you see my confusion? Or no am I just hopeless 😭✋

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its muffin time @unc_129

a day ago

I mean, you ordered one of the most famously Israeli handguns. I don’t know what you expected.

vern @atsignvernon

2 days ago

This would happen to me

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Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL

2 days ago

The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed

3 days ago

£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.

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its muffin time @unc_129

2 days ago

@I_AM_WILDCAT Are you still following Destiny after all of the shenanigans of the last couple of years lmaoooo

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2 days ago

I served my time before the fall came. Call me vaxxed.

#OneAfrica™️ @ousman_10

3 days ago

Winter enjoyers begged for this weather now they’re all sick

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all of garden @hamburgers911

3 days ago

we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd

maeve ~ @miaaowing

3 days ago

THE FUTURE IS HERE

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its muffin time @unc_129

2 days ago

@KaiKai2492 Eh, depends on who’s fetishizing. If it’s a white woman doing it because she’s racially motivated, I’m good off it.

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2 days ago

I started randomly shaking my left hand like I’m flicking water off of it after washing my hands. I think it’s because of the tendonitis tbh.

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KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR

2 days ago

When unrelated bad things happen to your enemy, it’s not your W. I appreciate all the love today , but this is not my win.

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its muffin time @unc_129

2 days ago

@2ray_degenemax You’ve earned every bit of mockery with your hypocrisy. I love Japan, but the netizens that appear on my TL are the worst that country has to offer, INCLUDING YOU.

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2 days ago

@MizusPuddle It’s not that hard. You just need to set the expectation that you want to date basically within the first day you meet her. You do this by flirting, but safe flirting. If she’s not feeling it, you’ll know basically immediately because she’ll tell you.