mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

Dan Aykroyd must be destroyed. #kathynajimy4lyfe kansas city Joined April 2011

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

9 months ago

Elon musk is a mark ass bitch.

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

a year ago

You should be ineligible to run for president if you are over 60

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

2 years ago

Pizza and Ghostbusters?

Thinking Minds @thinkingminds1

2 years ago

Pizza and Ghostbusters?

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

2 years ago

Hey, @elonmusk ! I got a new phone three weeks ago. Can’t log into the app. Only website. Great work. Thanks for being the most mid billionaire ever. Dumb douche.

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

2 years ago

Flavor Flav should throw his hat/Viking helmet in the ring for 2024. I say this for three reasons: the masterpiece that would be his portrait, his innate ability to know what time it is, and so people will finally start spelling his name correctly. #williamdrayton2024

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Jacob Geller @yacobg42

2 years ago

Every creative decision in this video makes every other YouTuber, food-related and otherwise, look like an absolute coward

Suriel @SurielVazquez

2 years ago

Every creative decision in this video makes every other YouTuber, food-related and otherwise, look like an absolute coward

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

2 years ago

I am currently in second place. Justice must prevail since the proceeds would go to St Jude

MrBeast @MrBeast

2 years ago

I am currently in second place. Justice must prevail since the proceeds would go to St Jude

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

2 years ago

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

3 years ago

Hi. I’m not @elonmusk. But I am his non-evil twin. My brother is a bitch. @elonmusk is a mark-ass bitch. @KyleKinane is funny. Elon Musk is a bitch.

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Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest

3 years ago

This is Alan Shaw, CEO of Norfolk Southern. He’s currently using his vast resources to try and cover up the intentional poisoning of East Palestine, Ohio. Alan Shaw doesn’t deserve a moment of peace in public for the rest of his life. Pass it on.

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mozzarella sticks for life @unclemattiekc

3 years ago

Let’s see if I get blocked. @elonmusk is a feckless cunt.

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

3 years ago

BEN FOLDS: you there boy, what day is today? LITTLE BOY: why it’s the day after christmas! what are you writing a tune about sir? BEN FOLDS: uhhhh don’t worry about it