If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
@unfortunatalie This tweet is absolutely awful...... and yet quite amazingly brilliant at exactly the same time. I am so appalled/delighted that I've shared it onwards. Fanx 👏 👏 👏
@unfortunatalie @brokenbottleboy Nat I want you to know that I thought of this too but *did not post*; thank you for going where I stayed my hand
@unfortunatalie I'm wondering whether Musk has started calling any would-be rescuers paedos yet?
@unfortunatalie @AlishaGrauso Now Ms Guest….🤣
@unfortunatalie This has really made me think. A billionaire's money enables them to do almost anything, including getting into a situation where all they can do is nothing. Assuming no one brought a scrabble board.