Dave Paroulek @upgradingdave
Follow Your Bliss. upgradingdave.com Fredericksburg, VA Joined August 2010-
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Becoming an adult is great because you can do whatever you want. Except get a good night's sleep. Or be happy.
Damn it! Why does Seth always have to be right?! It's really making it difficult for me to procrastinate on social media today. youtube.com/watch?v=kZmxAO…
life is a constant battle of not knowing whether I want to quit programming forever, or if I just need 8 hours sleep.
Interesting perspective on 10x programmers: blog.jessitron.com/2017/06/the-mo…
Hilarious. The Hare and the Tortoise in real life.(Via Whatsapp)
4th of July xkcd.com/1858/ m.xkcd.com/1858/
This is your brain. And this is your brain on REPLs. #clojure
"Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it." - Patrick McKenzie
Lmao. Good one. Via oppressive-silence.com/comic/piracy-s…
He had not yet learned that if you do one good deed your reward usually is to be set to do another and harder and better one. ~ C.S. Lewis
Computer viruses are a symptom of appallingly bad design - not of a lack of user diligence in failing to patch their systems.
For anyone who feels bad about their product backlog, just remember that Outlook has been rendering smiley faces as "J" for eight years.
Reminder: never make fun of someone who is learning something new. xkcd.com/1053
Since the sun is also moving, this is a better representation of how the planets revolve around the sun.
Borrow Your Laptop xkcd.com/1806/ m.xkcd.com/1806/
About 18 miuntes from launch. Webcast of Falcon 9 launch now live → spacex.com/webcast
Quick Recursive XML Parsing dlvr.it/NK1wWx
The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words. Now with English subtitles. #zml youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2Aw…

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