Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

Zero fox given. You will be judged, fairly. "Can't stop the signal, Mal." variabl3.com Indiana, USA Joined June 2012

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

4 weeks ago

"I do not think, therefore I do not am." - Some fucking sticker somewhere

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Experimental Beef #58 "Chucky" A grain-fed, grain-finished chuck roast. Weight at just over 58 ounces. Spontaneously extracted during a fact-finding mission at a local Costco. For psychological and physiological research into the effects of isolation on muscle and adipose…

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

2 months ago

Look... when you guys do the "Post a picture you took. No description" thing, we're looking for weird, not beautiful.

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Chris Hardman ⚡️ Sauna King @chhardman

2 months ago

Andrew Tate is what you'd get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

2 months ago

How to get internet famous, the wrong way.

Casey Wolford @WolfordCas76553

2 months ago

How to get internet famous, the wrong way.

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SashimiSaketoro @SashimiSaketoro

2 months ago

@nateliason The Waymo Baby Scandal: How Silicon Valley’s Latest ‘Hack’ Exposes the Patriarchal Underbelly of Autonomous Capitalism By Elara Voss The Atlantic July 24, 2025 In the glittering dystopia of San Francisco, where venture capital flows like artisanal kombucha and innovation is…

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

2 months ago

Get to work, internet.

DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard

2 months ago

Get to work, internet.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

2 months ago

Based DHS? Wtf even is 2025?

Homeland Security @DHSgov

2 months ago

Based DHS? Wtf even is 2025?

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

2 months ago

I've given much thought to the grilled-cheese (and other sandwich) cutting debacle. I, and most others, have held that a diagonal cut is best over straight in half via X or Y axis. But I ask you, what if there was a better way? I present to you, the triangle cut.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

Most of the "challenges" I've ever seen are extremely annoying, if not infuriating. Every once in a while, one comes that absolutely cracks my shit up. The Tortilla Challenge, is one of those.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

Wyrd bid ful araed.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

Nobody starves on propaganda.

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

"The ideal summer blockbuster." What the fuck does this mean?

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3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa

3 months ago

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

Will you people please stop reposting homeless meth joker king videos?

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MADAME.𝕏. @madameonx

3 months ago

POV: you're a bowling ball‼️ Life is simple‼️🎳😌💥

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Joshua Geesaman @variabl3

3 months ago

For anyone who says voting with your wallet is pointless, here we are with Electronic Arts after they forced everyone to purchase Battlefield 4 upgrades, then systematically tried to kill the game. BF4 is still played and 2042 is now $2.69. Eat shit.