Corpse Divorcée @verveinter
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This kind of thing is usually not my jam aaand it absolutely 100% knocked my socks off apple.news/AT6Uyj9w8Qser_…
Man I really liked Deadbeat till Kal Penn replaced everyone else and they went in a dumb, lazy direction culminating in a Shallow Hal type episode. If you really want to ruin some shit… create a storyline about a couple of brokedicks getting grossed out by an overweight woman
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Can we just start at the beginning instead of prequels
Dear universe I hope this note finds you trending please let me outlive high waisted bottoms and throw in a wish for yourself beautiful
@Stockannette This is one of the many reasons we’re fated to find each other in every lifetime, from any distance
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except that’s just not how love works. “i love you but i disagree with your choices” applies to ice cream flavors, not fundamental, unchangeable parts of your identity
@mattxiv I’d like to remind all children… as you leave, you can say 1) I love you too 2) You will never see me again 3) Should I decide to have kids, you will never see them 4) I hope the church holds your hand as you lie dying 5) Wait… didn’t you tell me I was God’s child?
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