Vin Morabito @vinmorabito1
Life is one big comedy, with lots of limericks and anagrams. İstanbul, Türkiye Joined June 2021-
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President Biden was mocked for falling over a sandbag by the same people who still fall for the lies of an indicted douchebag.
The economy is the World Trade Center. The GOP is Al Qaida. President Biden is the pilot. We are the passengers. Kevin McCarthy is breaking into the cockpit. Any questions?
I remember the good old days when "Knock knock" was followed by "Who's there" rather than a bullet.
As of April 16, there were 25 mass shootings in the U.S. this month. None were committed by the people we are told to be terrified of because of our porous borders. Otherwise the GOP would declare war on Mexico, Guatemala and Honduras faster than you can say "2nd Amendment".
The war on one of America's most iconic tourist attractions in his state by Florida's dictatorial governor may not be too surprising when you unscramble the letters in his name. As Goofy as it sounds, Ronny DeSantis becomes "Rants on Disney".
GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene bleated into a bullhorn in NYC comparing Donald Trump to Jesus. The only legitimate comparison is that whenever the Orange Jesus opens his mouth, millions of Americans can only shake their heads in disbelief while exclaiming "Jesus Christ!"
Why did it take six years to prosecute, indict and arrest Donald Trump for a hush money payment to a stripper? A case against a president is a bit complex and requires much time. There's a big difference between a charge of illegal parking and one of illicit porking.
During the President's State of the Union Address Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene shouted "liar!" Where she would be if not Congress is anyone's guess But likely in a business where someone could rent, but not buy her.
I hope that Chinese spy balloon floating over the U.S. doesn't interfere with the Super Bowl. Tom Brady should be encouraged to un-retire once more so he can spy on it with Bill Belicheck before deflating it.
In memory of the second anniversary of the January 6th Riots: How did they celebrate Insurrection Day In jail cells across the U.S.A.? Did they smear their waste on their walls As they did in the Capitol halls? Writing "Welcome, Donald. Are you here for our bail to pay?"
Will the GOP get so desperate to nominate a Speaker of the House that they start unscrambling the letters in "Speaker of the House"? If so, one of the choices would be "Fat Ho Housekeepers", which would be a much better choice than Kevin McCarthy, Steve Scalise or Jim Jordan.
Six days before Christmas The Select Committee gave to me Four criminal referrals Three hoaxes from zany Cheney Two zingers from Kinzinger A witch hunt that could land me in a penitentiary Gee, it sure looks as if I'm up a tree!
"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." President John F. Kennedy, 1961 "By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at a Target or CVS these days!"- GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene, 2022 Can we make America normal again?
Would I pay $99 for a trading card of Donald Trump? That's what he's hawking to give his plummeting popularity a bump. I will pass on the offer, but just in case He sells rolls of paper with images of his face They should sell like hotcakes and covfefe for the wiping of rump.
Donald Trump's handpicked candidate Kari Lake Lost in her bid for Arizona governor and called the result a fake. She filed a suit and may melt into a heap If her task to put herself in power is way too steep And sell her own dessert called "Kari's Sour Grapes Cake".
Unscramble the letters in Donald Trump's "Truth Social" and you get what is on top of his head--"Lost Haircut".
Pittsburgh sports poll question: The Immaculate Reception was 50 years ago this month. How often do the players involved-- especially Franco Harris--think about that play? A. Every day B. Once a week C. Once a month D. Hardly ever
Just like that, Stewart Rhodes went from Oath Keeper to Bunk Sleeper and Shower Peeper.
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@TheRickWilson Repulsive is the best word to describe MAGA Republicans.
@KDPomp Reality is setting in. But April was a fun month. Which is a month more than we usually get.
@KDPomp This is insane! What the heck happened to the start of this season?!
@robreiner Thousands, maybe millions, are wondering why in the world isn't there a law that disqualifies a person that has broken the law like Trump has. Especially the nature of his crime. HE LOST! He tried to steal votes. We heard him! Yes, he's GUILTY!
@MHarrisonW @TheRickWilson Biden is 100% times better then old Muppet head Trump, who disregards the teleprompter and then makes a fool of himself by mimicking handicapped people. That man has been such a joke.
Will he ever learn to keep his mouth shut?
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: The judge in E. Jean Carroll’s case just REPRIMANDED Donald Trump for his Truth Social posts and threatened CRIMINAL charges. Trump went off against Carroll just moments before she was ready to testify in her rape case against him. In a brilliant move, E. Jean…
@SteveSchmidtSES This is HITLER all over again. How does this man have support!
@SteveSchmidtSES There’s no way to describe #Trump’s speech tonight other than the ramblings of an insane man, he’s dangerous, and should have been ordered to stay in #NewYork until next #court date & ordered to have #psychological evaluations, this man is “a clear & present danger”
@KeithOlbermann If he is in jail he can talked to the inmates.
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@crs80prime @StormyDaniels You guys are terrible! You know the turdman is piece of shit and you continue to support him. What's wrong with you? You guys are so out to right field and you can't see what's right in front of you. Turdman is a crook, liar, a thief, and a cheating man. He needs to find God.
@SoniaSm68416221 @bangormet @SusanWhetstine @RealTNavarro @StephenKing “what-aboutism” is a way to avoid discussing a topic, not a contribution to it. The topic here is why Trump was described as “greatest president ever”.
@bangormet @SusanWhetstine @RealTNavarro @StephenKing Can you elaborate on what he did in office to make him greater than any prior president in the history of the US? Did he pass landmark legislation, did he win an important war, did he unite the country, etc?
@RealTNavarro @StephenKing Last I checked, @StephenKing is pretty darn successful himself. Trump is a pathetic grifter. You embarrass yourself.
@DebbyTabb1 @MaryLTrump Take more Kool Aid laced with meth, Trumpette
@DebbyTabb1 @MaryLTrump Take your meds. I’m sure Trump has some Kool-Aid to wash them down.
@DebbyTabb1 @MaryLTrump Oh, Debbie Tabb, please get help. You are the one who's sanity is questionable; hopefully you are not violently insane.
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