Bert Hert @void_ptr
Science, Derby, Proud mother of three cats. Evo of evolvability, digital evolution (she/her). Crypto is a scam. @[email protected] @voidptr@bsky voidptr.net Rochester, NY Joined March 2008-
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We got it perfect, I don't know what y'all are bitching about.
We got it perfect, I don't know what y'all are bitching about. https://t.co/5ZdgwQN2Su
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Hey birdsite, I have two (2) invite codes to that other fine sky-colored invite-only place. Slide into my DMs.
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Caution ⚠️wet floor
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Best guess: Twitter tried to do something stupid with their API, they messed it up in a way that will take days, so Elon is doing this new “you can only read 600 posts a day” thing as a cover, and he’ll say “after hearing your feedback, we’ve reversed the policy” when it’s fixed.
Free pun name for a genetic genealogy company: CrossHeirs
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Coat genetics are wild
Coat genetics are wild
Oh God, I love Cracker Barrel, then I kept seeing vague stuff on my feed and wondered what they'd done. Phew!
Oh God, I love Cracker Barrel, then I kept seeing vague stuff on my feed and wondered what they'd done. Phew!
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1. Install Blue Blocker 2. Go to this search results page: 3: Press F12. Paste this in console: setInterval(() => {window.scrollTo(0, document.body.scrollHeight);}, 1000) 4: Wait for ~2000 users queued 5: Close the tab and go about your day
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“No one is teaching your kids to be gay,” a Florida teacher told the room. “Sometimes, they just are gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay.” washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…
Favorite thing to say to someone through the bathroom door: "Hope everything comes out OK."
What do you think of my new catchphrase, @DreadHochuli?
What do you think of my new catchphrase, @DreadHochuli?
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Hi Ottawa County Commission! 👋 Ingham County Clerk Barb Byrum here. I saw that you will be meeting today to proclaim yourselves a "Constitutional County." 🧵
That feeling when you discover that one of your favorite authors had released two new books and you didn't know. 💸🤑📚
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And this is your seasonally-appropriate reminder that while today is StarWars Day (observed), Orthodox StarWars Day falls on May 25th, the day that A New Hope was released in 1977.
And this is your seasonally-appropriate reminder that while today is StarWars Day (observed), Orthodox StarWars Day falls on May 25th, the day that A New Hope was released in 1977.
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