Volatilitynoob @volatilitynoob
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love this reaction blogpost by Elias
love this reaction blogpost by Elias https://t.co/a8SV2y6Dr1
One of my life long best friends and his young daughter were shot today while at church in Michigan. I don't even have the words.
nobody is an NPC. the label is just shorthand for giving up on the idea that others have depth yes thoughtless mimicry exists and can be called out, but “NPC” discourse erases humanity and flattens people in a condescending, disempowering way
nobody is an NPC. the label is just shorthand for giving up on the idea that others have depth yes thoughtless mimicry exists and can be called out, but “NPC” discourse erases humanity and flattens people in a condescending, disempowering way
The social changes in the Late Ming dynasty, shortly before the Qing conquest: public eroticism, abstraction in the graphic arts, companionate marriage over Confucian convention, and a rise in the status of upper-class women, especially intellectually.
@therobotjames @volatilitynoob Dunno what that even means.
If you ever use the word orthogonal around me then we can still be friends, but I’m gonna think a lot less of you.
My daughter’s 7th grade travel volleyball team is competing against a 7th grade boys team that entered the league. Here is a fact: It’s not a flex to compete against 7th grade girls. It’s embarrassing you aren’t talented enough to compete against boys your own age.
How the tech industry rolls: Almost a million people viewed this May 2023 tweet from Mustafa Suleyman promising that “LLM hallucinations will be largely eliminated by 2025”; many of people believed it (and believed many similar promises from the tech industry). I didn’t — I…
How the tech industry rolls: Almost a million people viewed this May 2023 tweet from Mustafa Suleyman promising that “LLM hallucinations will be largely eliminated by 2025”; many of people believed it (and believed many similar promises from the tech industry). I didn’t — I…
@Noahpinion it's funny because despite their racism and hatred towards indians. the form of right wing movement the american new right wants to emulate is the BJP from India. Hell, they even want to make a caste system for "heritage americans" and "mayflower americans" or what not.
You can just not "go extinct."
You discover a nascent perp dex. You vet the team; it's not a scam. You determine the points meta is heavily volume based. You write a script to wash volume 24/7 with a strategy that's imperceptible from beta-neutral funding arb. You optimize the script to…
Absolute Genius... Such a Yass Qween moment.
TikTok deal: "US investors are operators, not owners" Control of information flow to young people in the US is top priority! ByteDance keeps the AI algo.
TikTok deal: "US investors are operators, not owners" Control of information flow to young people in the US is top priority! ByteDance keeps the AI algo.
Have been saying this for a while but until housing is fixed for younger folks, the trend towards socialism will continue A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch the system burn
I still think it's outsourcing and offshoring. Ai doesn't help but...
@calebhannan Because Florence, which has been ruled by the same 400 families since the Renaissance, looks a lot better than SF these days, despite being a lot older. That's why.
Free startup idea: use the Claude Code SDK to build something that helps non technical people debug their computers
Free startup idea: use the Claude Code SDK to build something that helps non technical people debug their computers
I don’t think this will be as popular in film…but video games…
I don’t think this will be as popular in film…but video games…
🎬 wow. Talent agencies are in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by Xicoia. If confirmed, she would be among the first AI-generated actresses to secure talent agency representation, working with real-life stars. She is a synthetic AI character created by AI…

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