Volatilitynoob @volatilitynoob
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BBQ master attempts to talk about his masterpiece and it falls right off the bone 😂
Sauce is underrated..
@WASDTF2 The issue is that making someone feel like they're learning, and want more of that feeling, is not indication of actual learning. Even Feynman, widely regarded as the greatest lecturer of all time, wrote about this: x.com/panickssery/st…
@WASDTF2 The issue is that making someone feel like they're learning, and want more of that feeling, is not indication of actual learning. Even Feynman, widely regarded as the greatest lecturer of all time, wrote about this: x.com/panickssery/st…
@unusual_whales When the CEO of McDonald’s tells you the middle class is screwed, maybe believe him. He sells to them daily.
@unusual_whales ‘The peasants who eat at our restaurants are struggling to afford breakfast.’
@unusual_whales The facts McDonald’s CEO sounds the alarm on a "two-tier economy," where the rich feast while others skip meals. Chris Kempczinski, McDonald’s CEO, described a stark economic divide on CNBC, noting that consumers earning over $100,000 enjoy robust stock markets and confidence,…
one of the most obvious trends in current society is that middle class will fully die out within 1-2 generations
one of the most obvious trends in current society is that middle class will fully die out within 1-2 generations
You would be shocked. Aging in America is expensive.
You would be shocked. Aging in America is expensive.
An African American and Thai national team up to save the white race.
An African American and Thai national team up to save the white race.
Daily life in Latin America.
Lets say there are two brothers in San Diego, both US citizens... Lets say they have 3 deck hands. All 3 US citizens. They have a small ship... They buy a bunch of guns in the US and decide to head to Mexico to sell the guns illegally in Mexico. Lets say the Mexican military…
This too.
WTH?! I keep hearing this (and seeing this)... The only "out" I see is expensive tier 2 colleges (Tufts, Vanderbilt) which don't award as much in scholarships.
WTH?! I keep hearing this (and seeing this)... The only "out" I see is expensive tier 2 colleges (Tufts, Vanderbilt) which don't award as much in scholarships.
@TripleNetInvest - Population growth - More kids going to college - More kids willing to leave their city/state for college - More international students - More kids trying to go to the same competitive colleges - Inflated credentials - i.e., a 4.0 GPA is now very common
You hear women whine occasionally about unrealistic beauty standards, but these SEC posts show it’s really men being judged unrealistically. This is a perfectly normal, reasonably handsome guy. You expected this girl to be dating a movie star?
You hear women whine occasionally about unrealistic beauty standards, but these SEC posts show it’s really men being judged unrealistically. This is a perfectly normal, reasonably handsome guy. You expected this girl to be dating a movie star?
I always found it incredibly suspicious that "Your cognitive peak is 25" occurs right when most people settle in lifestyle and stop rapidly learning new things (school + first few years of work and moving out). Always sounded environmental vs biological.
I always found it incredibly suspicious that "Your cognitive peak is 25" occurs right when most people settle in lifestyle and stop rapidly learning new things (school + first few years of work and moving out). Always sounded environmental vs biological.
France plans to launch citizenship based taxation soon. Any French citizen who moves to a country whose tax rate is more than 50% lower than France’s will pay the full difference back to France. This would make France the second country to effectively tax their citizens.

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