Robot James š¤š @therobotjames
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Iām Kris from Robot Wealth. An engineer who fell in love with markets, found a place in professional low-latency futures trading, and eventually stepped away to trade my own book. That outsider ā pro ā indie arc is the lens for everything Iāll share here. Most weeks Iāll beā¦
I used to be useful
how to cope
These are the buttons you press to automatically lose money
men love to condescendingly explain obvious things to men
open up jupyter tonight. run some regressions. do some half-cocked data analysis on data you haven't cleaned. assume you can trade the open print and, it printed there, you could have traded it. use a fuckin kalman filter. use two. forget to lag that feature. enjoy the ride.
dude in the hotel room next door has had margaritaville playing on repeat all day. brother must be going through some wild shit
I noticed you quoted a sharpe ratio there. You might not know this - which is forgivable, of course - but financial asset returns do not actually follow a normal distribution, but rather exhibit fat tails, skewness, volatility clustering and leverage effects.
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Dudes reply ābangerā to your tweet then steal it
You never missed a trade The only price that exists is the present one Buy or sell? Your cost basis doesnāt matter. If you cut your entire portfolio and were asked to put it back on right now, would you? Keep your mind free of bias if you want to win in the long run

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