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Our wingers for 2040 are secured
The cat is tired from bossing around all day ofc
The cat is tired from bossing around all day ofc
How dare they destroy the sacredness of our holy river by enjoying? They must throw garbage and sewage into it like we do.
How dare they destroy the sacredness of our holy river by enjoying? They must throw garbage and sewage into it like we do.
RIP BOZOS
What am I reading.....
What am I reading.....
Lunin Vazquez Militao Rudiger Mendy Valverde Tchouameni Kroos Bellingham Rodrygo Vinicius Against Bayern pls 😩
2 defeats in the last 50 official matches. We have long reached the point where those who want to remove Ancelotti from Real Madrid look like clowns in a circus.
Pep Guardiola has ruined this sport by making people believe you're automatically the better team if you pass the ball around more. We created more big chances, our xG was similar, had the same amount of shots on target.
Pep Guardiola has ruined this sport by making people believe you're automatically the better team if you pass the ball around more. We created more big chances, our xG was similar, had the same amount of shots on target.
How was that handball not given even if it's a free-kick??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ppl Mentioning Jude anytime a player has a good performance and then being shocked that he gets even more attention in the long run😂. You’re ironically his biggest promoters but lack the self awareness to realise it
It can’t be understated how badly Real Madrid needed Iker Casillas during that first decade of his career especially. Some of the more defensively-secure teams in the modern era, such as Zidane’s pandemic low block, Jose Mourinho’s counter-attack blitzing team, or Fabio Capello’s…
It can’t be understated how badly Real Madrid needed Iker Casillas during that first decade of his career especially. Some of the more defensively-secure teams in the modern era, such as Zidane’s pandemic low block, Jose Mourinho’s counter-attack blitzing team, or Fabio Capello’s…
Time travel, bozo. Not multiverse.
This is the first time in 22 years that Real Madrid has their game re-scheduled to Friday in order to have one extra day of rest for the UCL. During this time, Barcelona was granted this favor 4 times including literally 2 months against Mallorca prior to the Napoli game
This is the first time in 22 years that Real Madrid has their game re-scheduled to Friday in order to have one extra day of rest for the UCL. During this time, Barcelona was granted this favor 4 times including literally 2 months against Mallorca prior to the Napoli game https://t.co/QUoB70fp2q
There is no way Narine got out SECONDS after tweeting this...
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his helmet blocking xavier was made up for the fox movies??????????????????????????
Xavier was so wrong for this.
Judging by the quotes Barcelona is the first club to win the World Cup
🗣️ Rodri: “I only saw 1 team today to be honest.”
UCL is getting It’s aura back wow, we just had to get rid of a certain league
Canceling Twitter tacticos should be a bigger priority on the global agenda than solving the climate crisis
Possession: Tottenham. xG: Tottenham. Shots: Tottenham. Corners: Tottenham. Free Kicks: Tottenham Big Chances: Tottenham. Field Tilt: Tottenham. xThreat: Tottenham. Shots in the Penalty Box: Tottenham. Domination. On all fronts.
Jude Bellingham, Mbappe & Vinicius next season.
I’m tired😭
Goals this season Rodrygo : 3 Ansu Fati : 4 One is “finished” and the other is a “Ronaldo(R9) regen”
@190TWO i don’t think he tries to be funny he’s genuine and everyone laughs
wish our players were allowed to be funny if vini posted this the official atleti account would quote with a monkey gif
Long ass day
Carlo Ancelotti has never lost to Bayern Munich as a manager
2014 broke generational curses man
⚪️ Real Madrid vs Bayern at the Allianz Arena: • 13 games • 3 wins • 9 losses • 1 draw • 18 goals scored • 26 goals conceded • 1 clean-sheet
Some people want him as the 6 lmao, Camavinga needs to play higher up the pitch, give him space to run at, that's where he thrives best
Eduardo Camavinga, con 16 años en el Stade Rennais. Una de las mayores irrupciones de los últimos años en la Ligue 1.
I was telling one of the guys from upper management he has the same name as this one football player and he was like “how do you know about him?” And I was like ????? Do you know me sir I am literally 99% football 1% stainless steel
@CFCMod_ Bro he dunked on your head, beat you 5-0 and is top of the league while you’re 9th. Shame is free😭
Our fans are being too cocky it’s starting to piss me off
🚨 Possible Bayern XI vs Real Madrid: Neuer; Kimmich, de Ligt/Kim, Dier, Mazraoui; Goretzka, Laimer/Pavlović; Sané, Musiala, Guerreiro; Kane; @kerry_hau #UCL 🇩🇪