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Me: Do you need to go outside? Dog: Me: Outside? Dog: Me: Do you need to pee? Dog: Me: Go poop? Go outside? Dog: Me: Ugh. Fine. Dog: Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch] Dog: You won’t believe this.
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June is Men’s Mental Health month. You have value. You are loved. You are not alone. 💙
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Today marks three years since we lost Kobe and Gigi Bryant. Mamba forever 🙏♾️
This child took the vaccine and this is him now
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