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Will @wcurtis11

Oregon Joined February 2011
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Will @wcurtis11

2 years ago

FYI weed stopped being cool the second I tired smoking it for the first time in 2012

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Will @wcurtis11

2 years ago

I find the “my toxic trait is” discourse revolting. These traits aren’t toxic. These are nothing but funky little quirks. They belong on your tinder bio, not Twitter. Twitter is for hard hitting journalism and risky sentences.

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2 years ago

Cigarettes and McDoubles are the only consumables are both a carcinogen and aphrodisiac

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3 years ago

Ladies: never date a meek guy, they all have this kind of “I’m inheriting the earth” vibe

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3 years ago

If I was a Von Trapp kid I would’ve totally missed out on the ‘favorite things’ song, I would’ve been in my room being brave during the thunder and lightning

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3 years ago

This is my son, Sam Francisco. Sam: nice to meet you!

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3 years ago

Worried about choking to death on my multivitamins

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3 years ago

Instagram keeps serving me “extreme big wave surfing” content proving that the algorithm doesn’t know me at all and I remain a dark and mysterious figure to its prying code. *lights cigarette and logs off Twitter.com*

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Will @wcurtis11

3 years ago

Was so close to giving Dame a little kiss this evening ❤️

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3 years ago

There just isn’t room on the internet for every brand/government organization to talk like a jaded teen on social media

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3 years ago

On average Men are having less sex which is ok because The average speed of a 4 seam fastball is way up

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3 years ago

Tired of being asked “what fills my cup.” Would prefer being asked “what creams my jeans”

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3 years ago

I love how much democrats are creaming their jeans over the midterms. But here’s the thing: I’m right there with them, creaming in unison

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3 years ago

The male urge to spit in the urinal before peeing

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3 years ago

I’ve recently been grinding very hard to become effortlessly cool. Hopefully all the work is starting to pay off

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3 years ago

Grandmama just called her marriage to Papa a “lustful and torrid affair” in the family gm

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

I think Clark Kent is the REAL super man. He’s a journalist for crying out loud!

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3 years ago

I have information about mr JD power’s “escapades” in college that will burn his bs awards network to the ground

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