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Bob Odenkirk says he wants to kill Mario.
“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles rip them to pieces and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.”
(Source: @IGN)
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Here are 100 different ways to say "Here’s a Miller Lite"
1. Enjoy this Miller Lite.
2. Here’s a cold Miller Lite for you.
3. Cheers with a Miller Lite!
4. Have a Miller Lite on me.
5. Here’s your Miller Lite.
6. Grab this Miller Lite.
7. A refreshing Miller Lite just for you.…
So what I asked the minority bartender for una cerveza and a “mucho grande” tequila shot. So what I’ve been drunk since 10. Any further questions from the idiotic left?
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