B ✨ @weaselbns

Nerd 📚 Adventurer 🌎 Loved 💕✝️💍 Joined June 2009

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⎊I. Am. Dalton Mack👉💙💭⎊ @D_Maximus_Prime

3 years ago

My dear wife thinks Sabertooth looks like Naruto. I told her she's on crack. Who's right here?

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4 years ago

In the wise words of Mitch Scott: “File it under ’shit happens’ and move on”

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4 years ago

I think God is using this job to prepare me for motherhood based on the amount of days I start my morning with 💩 explosions

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4 years ago

Dalton: your hair is everywhere! We can’t can’t get a shedding dog because I already have one!

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4 years ago

I’m usually of the mind that you should decorate for Christmas after thanksgiving BUT I really want to start decorating right now.

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Texas Humor @TexasHumor

4 years ago

Who do I need to talk to so I can sit in Big Tex's shirt pocket?

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4 years ago

Getting wine drunk with your mom is a whole new level of adulthood

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ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD

4 years ago

A met gala but instead of rich people it’s a bunch of corgis with costumes on

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Major downside to home health therapy: I forgot to check how much gas I had this morning because I was running late and my gas light came in in the middle of no where 😩 hoping I can make it out to this patients house and back to civilization without running out of gas

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Hank Green @hankgreen

4 years ago

Turns out the key to robust pandemic response is just not hating each other.

New York Times Opinion @nytopinion

4 years ago

Turns out the key to robust pandemic response is just not hating each other.

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B ✨ @weaselbns

4 years ago

I don’t mean to be an asshole on Facebook but I get really angry when I see people repost things that a simple google search will show is not at all true. Stop spreading misinformation

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Hank Green @hankgreen

4 years ago

“Delta variant infections are more likely but still lead to much less hospitalization in vaccinated people because spork hands.”

hotvickkrishna @hotvickkrishna

4 years ago

“Delta variant infections are more likely but still lead to much less hospitalization in vaccinated people because spork hands.”

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SHEETZ @sheetz

4 years ago

If they don't answer your late night "Sheetz run?" texts, they aren't the one for you

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B ✨ @weaselbns

4 years ago

Dalton: let’s buy another house and rent it out. Me: I have -$11 in my bank account

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4 years ago

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⎊I. Am. Dalton Mack👉💙💭⎊ @D_Maximus_Prime

4 years ago

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4 years ago

PSA: PLEASE just give a straight answer of whether or not you are coming to the wedding and don’t ask the bride if you can bring 3 additional (not to mention uninvited) guests only 3 days before the wedding #ineedadrink