Cristina Pau @weaverXP
i prefer my puns intended 💫 Texas killeen Joined October 2011-
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Who taught me how to drive? Mario kart duh 😒
Felt cute, might delete later… Plus this song is a banger ( pun intended)
Who taught me how to drive? Mario kart duh 😒
Probably one of the most relatable (and evil) characters in the entire aliens franchise...
Probably one of the most relatable (and evil) characters in the entire aliens franchise...
Donald is about to go bankrupt.
Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
Yeah, you definitely won't care about that cough anymore.
Yeah, you definitely won't care about that cough anymore.
Thirty years ago today, BABYLON 5 began its series run with the episode Midnight on the Firing Line, which is where we were and what we felt at the time: this was make-it-or-break-it time. Could we make a five year arc work? Would it endure? And now, here we are. Astonishing.
When the doctor met the doctor @StarTrek @bbcdoctorwho
So we can stop kids from vaping, but we can't protect them from mass shootings? Our priorities are out of whack!
So we can stop kids from vaping, but we can't protect them from mass shootings? Our priorities are out of whack!
Addendum: the Republicans do not control the Pennsylvania supreme court. They will not find any friends there.
Addendum: the Republicans do not control the Pennsylvania supreme court. They will not find any friends there.
THC grenades and the "communist propaganda" skill was contagious. Awesome game!
THC grenades and the "communist propaganda" skill was contagious. Awesome game!
Blizzard telling people they can no longer work from home and forcing them to move to California, to one of the most expensive areas in the US, just to lay them off is really the epitome of corporate evil
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I’ve been saying beso x rauw and Rosalía would be such a cute name wedding song. But nah we don’t need that bad juju 😂
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God, I love this!👇👇👇
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Cough syrup produced in Baltimore in 1888.
If you understand this, you’re my people! 🤗
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