Jo. @whoseJO
Pay the price. heaven on earth Joined May 2011-
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Carved carpet patterns into a wooden floor by Selva Aparicio
I am being told SHA now requires the complete theatre notes to be uploaded to the system before they can approve procedure payments. What happened to patient privacy and data protection? And this will be fed to their AI model? Lol
Never mind the motorcade. The street itself is the real Singapore he’s been fantasizing about.
There are the kinds of high quality problems I want to be seeing whenever I open Twitter.
There are the kinds of high quality problems I want to be seeing whenever I open Twitter.
The ONLY platform I want to see a politician get on. #RutoMustGo
we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers ‘dearest friend, i have survived another week. the horrors persist.'
How these people can share rooms with these crooks & still dare to talk to us about injustice is beyond me. You wrote a 6 minutes & 58 seconds spoken word kutupasha venye sisi ni mafala (politically), but still share a table with the same people you were warning us about? Lol!!
How these people can share rooms with these crooks & still dare to talk to us about injustice is beyond me. You wrote a 6 minutes & 58 seconds spoken word kutupasha venye sisi ni mafala (politically), but still share a table with the same people you were warning us about? Lol!!
Imagine this, You hustle so hard getting a clean car to buy. By your own inspection, the car is really clean. However, just as an extra precautionary measure you involve a professional technician who makes you see the car in a way you hadn't seen it before. It breaks your…
You flex at the gym doing squats with 20kg dumbbells, but a baby carrier got you questioning your whole identity?
Acha tupede watoto wetu
Niliona hiyo discourse ni ya watu born 2000 nikascroll tu. Sasa na mkijua you can get married to the guy, he loses his job and you end up providing 💯 ..and I mean rent, school fees, shopping.. Na si ati utatoka kwa ndoa. Vitu zingine usiongee tu fwaa. Let the world teach you
Text your boss and tell him if he would have let this criminal rot in jail, that would not have happened. But then again, these are the kind of friends he likes around him. Birds of a feather.
Expansion is not necessarily a good thing, but if you must expand, stick to your core. “Cook the food people crave, at a price thru can afford, in places they go.” If Kosewe had stuck to his own core of cooking food, he probably would not have tried building a hotel in Kisimu.…
Ukienda Kisumu, usisahau kupitia The Hideout. The ultimate spot to catch a Kisumu sunset. The vibes are unmatched, na iko na ile net ya watamu for the chilling. Entry ni free. If you’re driving, jua the stretch from the main road si poa but once you’re there, it’s all worth it!!
He will do whatever possible to make Kenya Singa-poor
My niece goes to St. George's. The teacher punched a student in the mouth so hard, her braces sunk into her gums. 😭 Of course the most @TSC_KE will do is to transfer him.
My niece goes to St. George's. The teacher punched a student in the mouth so hard, her braces sunk into her gums. 😭 Of course the most @TSC_KE will do is to transfer him.
A snapshot thread of a wedding we did this weekend. Main meals sikuwa na time cause it was busy service but enjoy. Set Up
I can feel the heaviness of the 1997 through the picture.

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