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At KU just before the footbridge… just stay home folks. Outside is bad
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Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?
Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?
Uber drivers huona mambo mengi, imagine his reaction when a Gen z witchdoctor entered his car
Uber drivers huona mambo mengi, imagine his reaction when a Gen z witchdoctor entered his car
Cooked my family Brunch in a bush villa in the Maasai Mara overlooking the Serengeti. My 1st Maasai Mara safari experience was a 10/10, looking forward to experience and seeing more of the world through our kids eyes ✅ 📍 Cottars 1920s Camp & Bush Villa
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COCAINE TRAFFICKER EJECTED FROM BUS, ARRESTED A drug trafficker was early this morning ejected from a Nairobi-bound bus from Moyale and from him 417g of Cocaine discovered hidden under the inner soles of his rubber shoes. Acting on intelligence information, anti-narcotics…
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Governor Sakaja Reinstates Corrupt Nairobi County Development Officer Wilson Nahashon Kanani Who Looted & Laundered Millions Through 1824 Night Club What you are about to read will leave many of you scratching your heads in disbelief. Wilson Nashon Kanani, the former Nairobi…
APPEAL FOR INFORMATION The DCI Homicide detectives are at advanced stages of investigation of the monstrous murder of Miss Rita Waeni, 20, whose young life was ended in January 2024 by yet to be arrested cold-blooded killer(s). Before her tragic death, Rita Waeni, a third-year…
This guy is going to be there till 2026.... Nairobi is a movie. @Ma3Route
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Why is the National Cereals and Produce Board compensating farmers for fake fertiliser supplied by a private company called MEMS? SURELY, how can a public body take the financial responsibilities of a private company? Why did NCPB in the first place pay billions to MEMS? Has MEMS…
NEMA bans use of plastic garbage bags, bin liners; directs that organic waste generated by households, private sector & public sector institutions, religious institutions, private & public functions & events should strictly be segregated & placed in 100% biodegradable bags/liners
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One day I’m gonna tell you all the shady stuff that happens in hospitals, how they hide them from you and what information you need to ALWAYS ask for to protect yourself. And especially private hospitals.
IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES 🍎 📢
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TYPES OF STAIRCASES (With pros and cons) Bookmark and retweet 1. Straight flight staircase • Common • Works well if it's floating • Landing inserted for longer flights • Easy to build • Minimalist • Take up a lot of space • No privacy barrier
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WOODEN FLOOR PATTERNS Bookmark and Rt 1. Horizontal strip patterns
Solar tiles (also called shingles) are a technological evolution that mimics the appearance of regular asphalt shingles on your roof. They protect your roof and have the same durability and flexibility as ordinary shingles, while also generating electricity for your home using…