William @williamdalquist
Joined September 2013-
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An okay way to meet a new woman is standing still by the carrots at the grocry store but most of them know my mom and ask how she is doing
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Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull onion.com/1k1FcCM
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Please love me
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Tonight: Join us as we share our missions & images that appear on #Cosmos starting at 9pm ET.
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@FloydMayweather if you lose this @justinbieber has to box me.
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Fact: Horshes at the #Kentusky derby fuel up on crots
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looking for a way to "spice" up your santurday night? Easy: just stare at a plain dry carrot for 3 hour
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a carrot can't skatboard on its own. You have to put it on and push it but that's ok it is fun to do for a few hours
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#relatable homework with Carl Akacich vine.co/v/MnBgEOWvEFA
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If you bite into a pencil and hope there is carrot inside it is usully just dry wood and lead please trust me
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