Morg @woodinmorg03
it's an incredible life. OH. he/him/his ☀️ Joined March 2013-
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Sitting in the sun at a coffee shop in Maine. 90s/00s anthems are playing. I’m reading @BreneBrown and having a little iced latte treat. This is PEAK millennial living right here
Honestly this is more realistic than the Kate Middleton photo
Honestly this is more realistic than the Kate Middleton photo
looks like a little bitch to me
looks like a little bitch to me
I love committing to the bit of yelling “BYE THANKS FOR COMING” at the most incorrect times. Today I went to a girl’s house for a meeting and said it to her room mate when she left and the look of confusion on this poor girl’s face 🤣😭
usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong
5 year old Morgan said I’m so mad at the cultural appropriation I’m gonna choke this fucking turkey
Finally feeling like a human after spending the first week of the year with covid Apartment: disinfected Blankets: washed Christmas: put away Steelers: on 😌
So let me get this straight - my nose is too stuffed up to breathe, but not stuffed enough to not be runny 🤔🤔
My body begging for a vegetable as I eat another Christmas cookie
Let’s talk more about how much it hurts to see your friends like and interact with your ex on social media 🥲
My therapist told me she thought of me several times since our last session because she’s been reading a book I recommended to her. The answer is yes, it DOES feel amazing to be the favorite client.
SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY
Okay Noah time to release before my SADD gets any worse
Okay Noah time to release before my SADD gets any worse
roosters:
me going to the gender neutral bathroom to take the biggest she/it ever
He is so happy 🥺
airwrecka (wink’s m.. @teetstheonlyme
403 Followers 740 Following 26 she/her i’m just not sure that’s pete
Andrew @andeee_o
2K Followers 517 Following you think you’re so cool cause you can pee with your penis !
Rachel Keyser @RachelKeyser
537 Followers 552 Following why be upsetti when you can get more spaghetti
🩵𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔚�.. @keekmilly
969 Followers 816 Following not affiliated with the keke u may know || @SexyyRed314_ supremacy || $keekmilly
kate. @Katelinjaneee
288 Followers 492 Following absolutely hanging out with my dog right now / cannabis activist~ she/her~ BLM~
han snowlo @ittybittybetts
528 Followers 2K Following the droid…stole a freighter? https://t.co/5BTRZnF5X5
Nate "Stay Vibrant" F.. @VibrantFoster
2K Followers 3K Following Just out here living the best life I can
Emilie Miller @silliemillie12
210 Followers 389 Following
coco: squark 🍉🇵.. @DogEared76
265 Followers 2K Following My life’s about three things: getting money, getting pussy, and the Dewey Decimal System. they/them. tweets and comments are my own. now, go away.
Easter Mood @MoEaste
62 Followers 5K Following
Debra pelo Guilfoyle @DebraPelo94041
1 Followers 57 Following
Barbi 💄 @pradabarbi7800
20 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @tshilarry10306
21 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @hillary_ts
Barbi 💕 @tsadea8533284
10 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @hilats1147450
28 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ not active here, follow @hillary_ts
Barbi 😈 @tsprada4743679
17 Followers 1K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @tshila10020476
13 Followers 1K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @hillary_ts
Hillary ❤️ @hillayts638728
22 Followers 2K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @hillary_ts
Lee Golembiewski @lgolembiewski13
326 Followers 620 Following Assistant Professor of Psychology at SUNY Fredonia Trans and proud ~ Go Bills
Salieu @Salieu69554860
124 Followers 561 Following
FunScienceTeacher @FunScienceTeach
25 Followers 138 Following First year 8th Grade Physical Science Teacher at Arnold Magnet Academy! #Title1 #Sped https://t.co/gy0iYlLmaj
Beck @galaxyeyedlover
139 Followers 391 Following 31. She/They. Salty mouth. Synesthete. ADHD. Pansexual. Puncushion. voracious. curious. pierced/tatted. 🐱🐱🐍
Friendly Nurse @sexygal444
266 Followers 526 Following I love anything kinky! DM open, let’s play! #liberal #pridePower
Logan Rapart @LoganRapart
1 Followers 19 Following
Chris Dumond @SlippinTips
8 Followers 91 Following
Yurilex_der.ShibaNFT @YurilexDer
32 Followers 1K Following #shibaNFT #Utilities #XRP #XRPLcommunity #ShibaNFT-PHcommunity
The Hobby Queen @thehobbyqueen
108 Followers 424 Following Blogger behind the scenes of The Hobby Queen - a hobby life inspiration blog
Kait Swartz @KaitSwartz
134 Followers 295 Following
Santiago guapanella @SalWellington1
120 Followers 287 Following owner operator of Good Fellers LLC serial entrepreneur certified structural welder patent freak
Karter @_grung3
278 Followers 1K Following SRU PCRM ‘23| 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | honestly, I’m in the woods livin’ 🌲
Maggie Dow @MaggieDow14
77 Followers 122 Following my dumb ass can’t remember passwords so here we are on my third twitter
Sarah @Sarah54623713
14 Followers 97 Following I love animals 🐢, the beach 🌴 and music 🎸(Alice in chains, 311, The Beach Boys, the doors, you name it).
Rikki Gillihan @GillihanRikki
114 Followers 168 Following
Night Winged @Night61020365
2 Followers 23 Following
Nathan Hellmann @nathan_hellmann
14 Followers 155 Following
Andrew @andrew_c25
123 Followers 390 Following
Kaitlynn @KaitlynnShankle
58 Followers 83 Following
airwrecka (wink’s m.. @teetstheonlyme
403 Followers 740 Following 26 she/her i’m just not sure that’s pete
Andrew @andeee_o
2K Followers 517 Following you think you’re so cool cause you can pee with your penis !
🩵𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔚�.. @keekmilly
969 Followers 816 Following not affiliated with the keke u may know || @SexyyRed314_ supremacy || $keekmilly
kate. @Katelinjaneee
288 Followers 492 Following absolutely hanging out with my dog right now / cannabis activist~ she/her~ BLM~
han snowlo @ittybittybetts
528 Followers 2K Following the droid…stole a freighter? https://t.co/5BTRZnF5X5
coco: squark 🍉🇵.. @DogEared76
265 Followers 2K Following My life’s about three things: getting money, getting pussy, and the Dewey Decimal System. they/them. tweets and comments are my own. now, go away.
Marissa Monnin @MarissaMonnin
262 Followers 292 Following Love Twitter but I can't spell to save my life so 🤷♀️. I'M UGLY AND IM PROUD . she/her
Lee Golembiewski @lgolembiewski13
326 Followers 620 Following Assistant Professor of Psychology at SUNY Fredonia Trans and proud ~ Go Bills
Beck @galaxyeyedlover
139 Followers 391 Following 31. She/They. Salty mouth. Synesthete. ADHD. Pansexual. Puncushion. voracious. curious. pierced/tatted. 🐱🐱🐍
Laverne Cox @Lavernecox
617K Followers 2K Following Four time Emmy Nominated Actress and Emmy winning producer. She/Her. #TransIsBeautiful New Music Gretchen: A TripHopera Part II available now.
✨Maddy Morphosis✨ @MaddyMorphosis
131K Followers 394 Following Urgent Relief and Recovery for Gaza’s Children: https://t.co/Zmn5pJQsq8
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 172 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
300K Followers 441 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now
🏁 All Stars All In.. @kornbreadTMFS
136K Followers 716 Following 🏁 •Rupaul’s Drag Race s14 👑 •Corpulent Queen. 🏳️⚧️ •Trans 🧘🏿♀️•Troll
Cher @cher
3.9M Followers 185 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
1.2M Followers 2K Following ✨an elite employee✨🗓️ Booking : @pegmgmt 🛍️ @trixiecosmetics
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15
243K Followers 2 Following I'm a bot and I tweet every month on the 15th with Mr. Krabs ringing his bell signaling the 15th | Created by @fooorrest
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
The Chris Mosier @TheChrisMosier
16K Followers 2K Following Transgender man. Pro athlete @Nike. All-American. 3x Men's National Champ. Team USA. Founder https://t.co/HxnoVTX2VI | insta: @TheChrisMosier
chase 🪿 @bungeebuddy
53K Followers 920 Following on another mentality • he/him • https://t.co/rHQVpZnqew
Lukas Pietrzak @Ltpietrzak
24K Followers 2K Following An Internet guy with @NTIAgov, Board Member @CapitalPrideDC, and Cobie’s dad | Opinions are my own | He/Him 🏳️🌈
cookie the cat @cookietimeultra
9K Followers 1K Following cookie’s corner / 6 year olde cat / encyclopedia of shanpes / sistor @pennythekittyy / head picture by @catsapphic / forever am missing friends 💜💜
Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat
447K Followers 618 Following Official Twitter. Welcome! 👋 A hangry, but lovable 🐱 Animation-illustrations-exclusives. ✏️ by Simon Tofield. Films & Merch 👉 https://t.co/R6jVtcTxCZ
Pickle @PickliciousF
82K Followers 122 Following Apparently now 10lbs 6oz of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt)
Dr. Rachel Levine @SecretaryLevine
47K Followers 962 Following Dr. Rachel L. Levine was the Secretary of Health for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. This account is retired.
I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE.. @algoestowork
158K Followers 0 Following ON A SATURDAY! ALL THE WAY TO WORK!
Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman
194K Followers 1K Following Comedian actor tv writer (Tonight Show, Kids Tonight Show) reps: WME, brillstein
Kahone Concept @kahoneconcept
578 Followers 208 Following Mommy’s #1 lil rockstar⭐️ [email protected]
SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh
73K Followers 1K Following
Adam, Elven King 👑 @Adam_P_Jordan
16K Followers 2K Following Marvel fan, Professor at Hogwarts, Hufflepuff house, MTG Player
The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4
164K Followers 896 Following Venkman, Guacamole, Chief Brody, Remoulade, Feta, Gorgonzola +😇Maggie, Riley, Queso, Jasmine, Swizzle, St.Patrick, Parmesan, Manchego, Voodoo, Hopper
the “e” is silent @thegigigoode
164K Followers 220 Following illiterate, fashion forward, perpetually confused.
Rikki Gillihan @GillihanRikki
114 Followers 168 Following
earth is cancelled @mstrpotatohead
11K Followers 327 Following a problem to throw money at - Amzn: https://t.co/R0r6kXe12R SW-2368-2715-3308
will @hotflopic
11K Followers 486 Following Chicago • paramore forever • my art on insta: willdoesdrawing
Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda
198K Followers 14K Following I am Zelda the cat. Hunter of house flies and keeper of string. Easily startled. Often caught staring. Author of book.
motherducker @houseandhens
88K Followers 342 Following
Ice Cream Sandwich @ICSandwichGuy
216K Followers 936 Following 😳 merch: https://t.co/Cvw9yr2PZY | [email protected]@teetstheonlyme Bday Vday is a national holiday & I’m glad we could serve our community in educating them of this righteous day 🫡🫶🏼
decorating my lil desk slowly but surely😊😊😊 i am so so happy so far (it’s only been 2 days lol) i just wanted to tell somebody!!
Nobody talks about how lonely it is when you’re healing.
That’s a wrap! My first semester at Fredonia has come to an end. My colleagues, my department, and the Fredonia community has been so welcoming. I can’t help but look at where I was a few years ago and the wild ride that brought me here. This place is home.
Working on it right this second
when i came out i was kicked out and lost my relationship with my parents. this year we reconciled and i got to spend the holidays with my parents, my in laws and my wife all under one roof, a sentence i never thought id say 🥹🤍
what is this corn song on the parade what the hell is happening
Rough week last week but I passed the first part of my certification and won $60 at the casino so I’ll take the W 🤷♂️
Reminded how old I am every time I accidentally call my Nintendo switch a DS (more than I’d like to admit)
I'm SO excited. First weekend of November I'm meeting a good internet friend in real life, getting tattooed, seeing Tool for the first time and revisiting what feels like home (Rochester). I deserve this, I've worked hard to make my dreams come true 🥰☺️
no literally
It’s so important to have a gay coworker for when you say something that makes no sense and you need someone to say “no literally” without looking up from their phone
can catholics move onto hating the aliens instead of the gays now
some famous ppl to me like never meet, the fact joe burrow, jay z (presumably beyoncé), imbiid, winnie, wiavo, kim k & jack harlow are all in the same building at the save event is blowing me
Mike Rubin brung the whole Hollywood out for his annual all white 4th of July party.
📷| @duolingo is attending tonight's show!
i took myself to lunch & to the movies alone yesterday & that may seem small but iykyk i have NEVER in my life done that bc it has always seemed so scary!! i always wanted to be that person that could go out alone all day but my anxiety say nope! so small feat for me🫶🏾
Him big two year old man now!!!
My lord
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