ev @wordsfromevan
Former youngest person in the world. He/him. https://t.co/uu9BkgPEHT Joined June 2011-
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don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
WIN! - A Copy of Death’s ‘Human’ Six reissues from the iconic death metal heavies return through @RelapseRecords next week, and there’s a copy of one of their finest works up for grabs💀 Simply like, retweet, and give us a follow to be entered normanrecords.com/records/172617…
achilles come down by gang of youths
achilles come down by gang of youths
It really is down to just this now
It really is down to just this now https://t.co/ejNSlLtw0a
How Rick Ross actually raps:
How Rick Ross actually raps: https://t.co/N8d6jh1JmF
Confirmed Labour policies in full: - Oh, so you want the Tories to win? - It's us or the Tories - Please note the rosette colour
Confirmed Labour policies in full: - Oh, so you want the Tories to win? - It's us or the Tories - Please note the rosette colour
Traitor: I just don’t know who the traitors are. [A weird, breathy cover of “The Vengabus is coming” plays for absolutely no reason]
When it’s time to get up and go to work
Fucking dropshippers man. Just bought something off eBay, happy to pay a bit more than Amazon prices to avoid paying Amazon. Turns out, not only have I just given some cunt six quid to send me it from Amazon, but they didn’t even spell my name right on the address
If Greta Gerwig really wanted the Oscar for best director, maybe she should have used the song “Speed Drive” in a car chase scene, instead of a scene where someone is running indoors
The entire Israeli-Palestinian "peace process" is Israel suggesting increasingly horrid and humiliating offers to Palestine that are made to be rejected so that Israel can turn around and say, "Look, they don't want peace!"
We are two more games away from an @eeiwale album 😭😭
It is with great pleasure that I can announce foxing are still the best band in the world. I will not be taking questions at this time, thank you
Like so many of you,I love William Basinski's "Disintegration Loops," but the elephant in the room is that the sound quality is awful—especially in the back half; it's virtually unlistenable. Using AI, I was able to restore and recover what Basinski meant the album to sound like.
Probably the only time you'll see "Labour backs the strikes" for years
Absolutely fucked up that we have to work on 29th February. They should make it a bank holiday
lets go mets (this ti.. @calluppoopooman
521 Followers 460 Following just an idea, nothing concrete. 25. he/him. blm. acab.
pookie kev @antiquation
3K Followers 2K Following drums @pulsesva (It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Like This, out now) • emcee @emonitela • alt @anquax • he/him • nigga
nWo Wolfshak @ShakExcellence
3K Followers 3K Following 31. 🇨🇦 by birth, 🇬🇾🇹🇬 by blood. 1/3 of @Seequels. I write/talk movie stuff at @CGMagonline @DailyGrindhouse @OneOfUsNet. Semi-ironic Garfield enthusiast.
W◉⃤VY @TheAddyAdmiral
2K Followers 1K Following Young Greek god who likes hip hop & weed | backup @WAVYGOTGAS
Ron Ervin @RonErvin
1K Followers 2K Following Stand up special now streaming on @tubi Cincinnati➡️Chicago➡️NYC seen on NBC/MTV/HBO. Ftd in: @businessinsider @nypost @thrillist [email protected]
Tej @televzn
1K Followers 636 Following
Trill Walton @TrillWalton503
2K Followers 1K Following King Of The Mountain At Last | The Spliff Sultan | Producci Mane | @welikechops | @itsapollosharp Director of Moon Base Operations | he/they/she
Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc
3K Followers 3K Following I write TV & now film. Used to standup. You’ve seen my stupid tweets. Feat. GQ Magazine/The Guardian. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue
Fruit and Grooves Col.. @fruitandgrooves
2K Followers 2K Following A music blog providing news coverage, interviews, playlists & more. ↓
Theresa roy @tessaroy0
542 Followers 5K Following I’m the lottery winner of $758million giving $50k to the first 2 thousand friends and I’m helping those who are in need.
Liberty Stachnik @LibertySta18977
53 Followers 5K Following
Lisa Quigley @lisavquigley
482 Followers 1K Following Mental health | PhD student @edinunihealth: criminal justice responses to suicidality | Lived experience | My dog
Shandra @shandra_bara
154 Followers 3K Following
Rawan Sharif @RawanSharif12
1K Followers 3K Following I am trying to show the suffering of my people in the occupied land, and I want to help marginalized groups through our campaigns and products Save the Children
WeirdBongs @WeirdB0ngs
5K Followers 5K Following Eccentric smoking apparatus maker. Wrestling, Twitch Streamer, Guitar Hero. As seen on @vice and @60secdocs.
cute pigs 🐷 @cute_pigs_tweet
3K Followers 5K Following follow for daily pigs 🐽 mini pigs are the cutest 💖 if you love baby pigs, follow us! 🐷
Rubia Amelia @RubiaAmeli90753
4 Followers 78 Following
Cámara Kollektiv @CamaraKollektiv
227 Followers 766 Following Lover of frequencies..Single malts and pedals that make a beautiful racket.
Neil Austin 💛💚 @naustin1975
2K Followers 5K Following #ncfc not much else 🤷♂️. instagram.. neilaustin75
The Alternative Brunc.. @TheAltBrunch
746 Followers 2K Following Radio show on @WFM972 by Martin Miles playing new/old Indie, alternative & synth. Live Thursday’s at 10AM. Music submissions welcome - [email protected]
I Live for #NFS @J0k3rNFS
136 Followers 2K Following I'm a gamer that spends most of my free time either playing my favorite games or watching #NeedForSpeed live streams
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
TRAPS @RedPurpleSongs
745 Followers 819 Following Chainy & Maxx • Maths Sludge/Intelligent Noise #CrackMachine
Louise Bellamy @CreativeWeeze
1K Followers 2K Following Scientist turned Creative. Mostly here to talk about film and Doctor Who. She/her
Career Day (nyc end-t.. @careerdayny
1K Followers 2K Following 🗽🇵🇭 / stream ‘Where We’ve Always Been’/ Contact: [email protected]
Tom Frank @Frank_By_Nature
8 Followers 48 Following
A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls
3K Followers 2K Following We are Denver rock band A Place For Owls. [email protected]
Blirt ‘Barry’ Lan.. @GynecologistIm
1K Followers 2K Following Burt Lancaster was a solid guy, change my mind. 'Mad blue'.
anabasine🇵🇸 @danji
2K Followers 5K Following music, research, worlds. soundsystems w/ @elastiqueaudio, radio on @ckut + @n10asradio, keyboards in @slightsound. underground polyrhythms on #pathb
Corastar @CorastarUSA
721 Followers 5K Following Partner of @deepmvmt (UK) & @sudexro (#CK) Former partner of #Coratransport (UK) & #Coraconstruct (UK) #Amazon (US) store coming soon
Georgia Mack @GeorgiaMack
2K Followers 2K Following
David F. Bello @david_f_bello
294 Followers 504 Following Singer in @twiabp (he/him) - Solo songwriter/producer on Patreon and Bandcamp https://t.co/elN8PfoZpY
Keiran Goddard @keirangoddard1
3K Followers 5K Following I SEE BUILDINGS FALL LIKE LIGHTNING (Feb 2024) HOURGLASS (2022) @LittleBrownUK - agent/enquiries @C_Conville @CWagencyUK - Executive Director @alexferry_uk
Graham Smeddle @Doc_GMS
339 Followers 1K Following he/him | Triathlon, Spaniel, Science Enthusiast | Managing Editor @MacroJrnls_ACS @ACSSynBio | Grove Parish Councillor | views own
lamin @lamin98610117
82 Followers 2K Following
Samantha Preis @SamanthaPreis
108K Followers 90K Following Singer-songwriter 🎶 Nomad ✈️ 🌍 https://t.co/hG6lzvtsIt
Interstate Drive @InterstateDrive
1K Followers 2K Following @bbcintroducing featured Southampton and Portsmouth based Alt-Rock band. [email protected]
Shah of Iran 🔞 @_shahofiran
1K Followers 4K Following 20 fucking years of stealing other people's memes
sam @hiitssamagain
26 Followers 36 Following
jack payne @spuddy1693
75 Followers 547 Following
Robyn 🏳️⚧�.. @StarGocks64
560 Followers 4K Following Aspiring queer bimbo • Black lives matter, trans rights now, free Palestine • she/her • Avatar by @fakegamercomics
ste is writing strong.. @chai_ste
5K Followers 1K Following 🍉 creating daft leftist content • forever avenging the death of ar lady di and geronimo alpaca • sir captain tom whisperer • drummer for the band @starmship
lets go mets (this ti.. @calluppoopooman
521 Followers 460 Following just an idea, nothing concrete. 25. he/him. blm. acab.
pookie kev @antiquation
3K Followers 2K Following drums @pulsesva (It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Like This, out now) • emcee @emonitela • alt @anquax • he/him • nigga
nWo Wolfshak @ShakExcellence
3K Followers 3K Following 31. 🇨🇦 by birth, 🇬🇾🇹🇬 by blood. 1/3 of @Seequels. I write/talk movie stuff at @CGMagonline @DailyGrindhouse @OneOfUsNet. Semi-ironic Garfield enthusiast.
W◉⃤VY @TheAddyAdmiral
2K Followers 1K Following Young Greek god who likes hip hop & weed | backup @WAVYGOTGAS
Ron Ervin @RonErvin
1K Followers 2K Following Stand up special now streaming on @tubi Cincinnati➡️Chicago➡️NYC seen on NBC/MTV/HBO. Ftd in: @businessinsider @nypost @thrillist [email protected]
Tej @televzn
1K Followers 636 Following
Trill Walton @TrillWalton503
2K Followers 1K Following King Of The Mountain At Last | The Spliff Sultan | Producci Mane | @welikechops | @itsapollosharp Director of Moon Base Operations | he/they/she
Norman Records @normanrecords
52K Followers 15K Following UK vinyl specialists. The best music, the best service, the best prices. Get regular news, reviews & features from here: https://t.co/pQE8qcwDqT
Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc
3K Followers 3K Following I write TV & now film. Used to standup. You’ve seen my stupid tweets. Feat. GQ Magazine/The Guardian. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue
Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek
46K Followers 916 Following Journalist and writer. Writing on the Middle East at https://t.co/e1nK3Ny481. Bylines in @thebafflermag. E-Mail: [email protected].
Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson
11K Followers 552 Following Legal researcher, writer & journalist | Words: @Independent @MetroUK @openDemocracy @GoodLawProject | They/She https://t.co/8bRCkj3s0W
Tragic: The Saddening @tragicsaddening
93 Followers 18 Following Make-believe 'Magic: The Gathering' cards for the tragic and sad. 🧙♂️🗡🧙♂️ BUY CARDS HERE: https://t.co/5KTFDyixhy
the goalie’s anxiet.. @thegoalieband
695 Followers 15 Following alyssa, ana, becky, ben, mike, sean | THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY &C. out april 25 on @cylsrecords. lowercase whimsy tweets by ben; takes and polls by mike
C2C Festival @ClubToClub
6K Followers 743 Following Over the course of twenty years, C2C Festival has showcased some of the most adventurous evolutions of the avant—pop music scene.
Spiritland @spiritland
6K Followers 2K Following Come home to music. King's Cross: café/bar/studio. @spiritlandprods Production company
Fennec Every Hour! @FennecEveryHr
88K Followers 3 Following All Images belong to their respective Owners. Totally a Bot. @RedPandaEveryHr / @ServalEveryHr. For Problems [email protected]
Other Half @OtherHalfUK
815 Followers 531 Following Other Half's Dark Ageism is out June 21st on Big Scary Monsters.
ArcTanGent @ATGFestival
11K Followers 887 Following We’re back on 14th-17th August 2024 for our 10th birthday party, feat Mogwai, Explosions in the Sky, Meshuggah + more! 🎈Tickets on sale now 🤘
dan @bierkonceagain
1K Followers 498 Following alanis morissette and miley cyrus stan account. he/him
OOFestivals @OOFestivals
3K Followers 134 Following 🏕 A place to chat about all things festivals! 🐄 We geek out on Glasto, and often get secret tip offs, but no party is off limits! 🪩 Join in below!
B. Glenn Copeland @bglenncopeland
100 Followers 2 Following
eeegee @eeegee8
396 Followers 109 Following Mgmt:[email protected] DK:[email protected] EU:[email protected]
Wine Mom Productions @winemomprod
25 Followers 2 Following New DIY production company from @jenivescomedian and @derekscottmitch 🍷 Subscribe now for updates ⬇️
Neil Austin 💛💚 @naustin1975
2K Followers 5K Following #ncfc not much else 🤷♂️. instagram.. neilaustin75
Swim Into The Sound @SwimIntoSound
2K Followers 3K Following Words on Music and Life. Ad-free, independent, and from the heart. Forever. 🖤
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
Jiminy H. Criquet @jiminyhcriquet
273 Followers 471 Following Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival? See me perform at Duffy's Bar! 26th Feb at 5:45pm!!!
TRAPS @RedPurpleSongs
745 Followers 819 Following Chainy & Maxx • Maths Sludge/Intelligent Noise #CrackMachine
Louise Bellamy @CreativeWeeze
1K Followers 2K Following Scientist turned Creative. Mostly here to talk about film and Doctor Who. She/her
Career Day (nyc end-t.. @careerdayny
1K Followers 2K Following 🗽🇵🇭 / stream ‘Where We’ve Always Been’/ Contact: [email protected]
Tom Frank @Frank_By_Nature
8 Followers 48 Following
SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons
24K Followers 72 Following English Football with the Simpsons, together at last
A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls
3K Followers 2K Following We are Denver rock band A Place For Owls. [email protected]
𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍�.. @Devon_OnEarth
30K Followers 1K Following Themme Fatale. they/them. Host of @KillJamesBond / Streams at https://t.co/FOO0E7EBvi / Producer/Editor for @10kpostspod and @wtyppod.
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
John Daise @johnedaise
224 Followers 355 Following
Fight Like Apes @fightlikeapes
6K Followers 415 Following ☘️ 🍉 Our version of Sinéad O'Connor's 'Black Boys on Mopeds' out now 👕 Very limited merch available: https://t.co/ccg4zvh1Yo
hangsawoman is a refe.. @hangsawoman
7K Followers 2K Following vile & subversive. TELL ME I’M WORTHLESS and BRAINWYRMS out from @cipherpress in the UK/ @tornightfire in the US. rep by @a_cochran
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
SLIME CITY MySpace Ac.. @SLIMECITYmusic
1K Followers 132 Following Extremely online band of chart botherers. Debut album SLIME CITY DEATH CLUB out now 💀🏴 All the links in the link.
gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3
300K Followers 2K Following Retired fisherman and Gardener heavy into growing big veg . buy my book Big Veg from Amazon, Waterstones, Blackwells, Hive, Foyles.
Nobody in London has to drive to their polling station, be fucking serious for a second.
No one should have to pay Sadiq Khan £12.50 to vote. Today I am calling for Sadiq Khan to put the politics to one side and suspend the ULEZ on polling day, so no one is disenfranchised by his ULEZ tax. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
i too have been the victim of etymological hostility and it's no laughing matter
one really jawdropping part of the campus-wide email just sent by UChicago's president
POV you are a trans woman attempting to use the women’s bathroom when Kate Forbes is First Minister
catastrophic failure to take a shit
SNP source gets in touch: "There’s no doubt that Humza fucked up but the question is - was Scotland ready for a brown man to lead the country?"
highlight of the trip however was an italian woman who i overheard talking about a previous snorkelling trip say 'i almost a shit-a my pants'
Honestly, when @PhilosophyTube refused to send me any pictures of her in costume for The Acolyte, I was apprehensive. But seeing her now in full facial prosthesis, I know she made the right decision and couldn't be prouder
First look at Neimoidians in ‘STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE’
Can't work out if this is a political thing or still about his ex
It’s nearly May and it’s 11°C, we have two Tory parties, no-one’s had a proper pay rise since 2008, and Ketchup costs more than a bottle of plonk happy to help x
british ppl are the most miserable nation on earth… they wake up mad as hell everyday.
this sounds crazy but actually getting way too into a trend from 2012 is the most russian thing you can possibly do
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
Unintentionally perfect summation of what managers really mean when they complain about "quiet quitting." The employee is doing their job, but the manager doesn't want that, they want the emotional rush of being powerful and they're not getting it.
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
you telling me ill be able to look at a box of food and know whats in it? finally! nobody has ever solved this problem before
What if 👓 made us more informed about what we consumed?
Knicks fans 🤝🏽 Raptors fans Fuck Embiid
Imagine not loving Israel with all your heart. It’s disturbing how many people don’t. I don’t understand them, but they provide inspiration by reminding us how much moral depravity exists in the world.
I went to the Cindy Lee concert and nobody knew you
(NBA on TNT watching Okja instead of game) SHAQ: he look just like you Chuck
I once worked for a Japanese guy, anyway he did this to me and I just happily accepted the lack of work for weeks if not months before he fired me directly
A handful of Italians could bring the Japanese system to its knees.
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