Ian Wermerling @wormbyte
Scrum Master, father of 4 girls, ex-developer, ex-British Army and an agile enthusiast. England Joined September 2009-
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What kind of society do we live in when a young parent thinks its acceptable to use the F word on a plane full of families because we are having to wait 15 minutes for the steps to be connected to the aircraft door?
If you were to group the work your software team does into high level groupings then would do you think are common groups. I use... • Roadmap • BAU Requests • Maintenance • Production Support Does anyone have any links that provides more information?
Scrum == Agile. !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
@NewJournal Seriously people grow up! This is the selfish behaviour of 3 year old kids, no care or consideration for anything other than what they want. People never fail to disappoint me!
A healthy (predictable) #Scrum team delivers the amount of planned work (or more) - in terms of PBIs or SPs - ~50% of the time. A very healthy Scrum team doesn't concern themselves with Sprint output & instead focuses on delivering useful & impactful solutions to customer needs.
My first Medium article... “Getting more from kanban in Jira” by Ian Wermerling link.medium.com/ciG8lHyEM2
Continuous Improvement by Attrition; the art of improving IT agility at the expense of your workforce, leading to a high turnover of staff. Can this really be thought of as improving? #agile
@allenholub @perry_watkins @WoodyZuill @ourfounder @TSigberg @mheusser @patmaddox @tottinge @lissijean @AdamYuret @aJimHolmes @mattbarcomb If we take SW biz as a "discovery" problem instead of brick-laying ("delivery") problem, we quickly find that predictive methods are inadequate. This is the core of agile: adaptive methods work best. Estimation is predictive, not adaptive.
At what point in time did scrum become a project management tool? I didn't realise that sprint ends were deadlines. That sprint goals were hard and fast deadlines. I'm starting to question if my understanding of scrum is the same as everyone elses. #scrum
30 May is World MS Day. worldmsday.org
Found this in the a document called Product Aikido by @flowchainsensei . There is so much truth in this statement.
lnkd.in/gGxPqYi I know this is something I would be doing if the dates I could have made those dates. lnkd.in/gB23UVF
How many of you have come across celebrity pirates? Dawn French tried to interdict me last night. #EliteDangerous
A visual essay about all we ask search how to do: from fixing toilets to how to kiss. how-to-fix-a-toilet.com
No amount of collaboration workshops can help an overloaded team made up of members who are appraised on individual performance.

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