jake @wormpuller
I felt anxious cause I’ll never know if I’ll get to feel the way that your hands feel in a place that’s not my dreams youtube.com/watch?v=6YE8R6… Michigan, USA Joined July 2015-
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(Americans describing a woman’s beauty) Imagine a burger with a smooth, wrinkle free bun,
(Americans describing a woman’s beauty) Imagine a burger with a smooth, wrinkle free bun,
Getting really upset when somebody mentions a cherry on top and I don’t end up receiving that cherry
I think my dad gets a big boost in overall happiness from saying “sangwich” instead of sandwich
This is probably my favorite side character in the Donald Trump extended universe
No belt, no zipped fly, just me and my boxers with hearts facing the world
Setting a booby trap on my phone that deals permanent psychic damage to anyone who attempts to leave me a voicemail
Probably the love I used to share with my ex wife
Probably the love I used to share with my ex wife
I don’t give a fuck
Working on inventing a burger that gives you a billion dollars and an orgasm when you eat it
Dogs be like oh my god a car started 5 streets over I better make a bunch of noise about it
gentleclown @Adrionic3000
1K Followers 689 Following casually zooted and happens to cut hair #TYBG @doubtitrocks
mf cowboy sam @sammyk5000
544 Followers 546 Following part time artist/part time everything else 🇮🇶🇪🇹
Kristi 🍰 @kristithecakes
262 Followers 354 Following The most important step a man can take is always the next one | Some call me cakes | Thoughts are my own | https://t.co/Ix3y6z3T9J
grape king @titdance
2K Followers 2K Following writer of short stories & long essays, hater of capitalism. just trying to make it in this bitch of a life • they/them • AuDHD • hEDS
Francis Sheshani @FrankieSmoove
308 Followers 278 Following 95% of what I say on here doesn’t make sense
Gossip News Corner @GossipNewsCorne
427 Followers 678 Following The best news, gossip and photos. 📰 Meaning behind?
🦂 @psychoticsystem
5K Followers 3K Following in much wisdom there is much grief; and he who increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow
Zofia @m_zofia37
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Nele @pyusghmodgill
29 Followers 499 Following “There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.”
Tovwoo @Tovwoo7530
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Nice shot Mr Smith �... @psykoticwmn
507 Followers 2K Following rest in peace @redditcuckporn genderfluid pan that does not play when it comes to Bladee and Nico Di Angelo free Palestine marxist
evil urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero
772 Followers 2K Following foreskin enthusiast, macro penis survivor. 52 years young (67). Talks like a gentleman
☾.☾ @d4vid_draws
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Willy @gmtwack
159 Followers 330 Following
jacrispy69 @jacrispy42069
248 Followers 4K Following Howdy I’m Jack, 23, he/him, pan, neurodivergent, #BLM, #TransRights
ʚ new account bambi ... @preyanimalgf
977 Followers 343 Following born to frolic • 26 • she/they • uk • @sinnermoroll ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🇵🇸 ⋆˙⟡
Uzybz @uzybz319
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Alex Ferraro @crankedhog1
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Jacqueline Cracknell @JacquelineCrac1
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Jimmy Doinks, Real Na... @JimmyDoinksRN
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Jordane Lind @JordaneLin60198
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The Mudman 🏈❕️ @wettheDIRT
381 Followers 296 Following does he really have to die? oh yes, he really has to suffer
Paramjit Kaur @Parammoregal
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dr. bitch @borzoilover47
3K Followers 787 Following just a phd student who’s trying their best 👍🏻 (they/she) — alt: @borzois4ever
bbg @BigBlueGoonie
3K Followers 348 Following DE/LB coach at handsome retard university @freelancegoon
billy bandana @emxlymargaret
5K Followers 1K Following annoying, angry, vulgar. loser, critter advocate, cat with nine lives.
Woke and Friendly Fow... @fowlytweets
5K Followers 2K Following Consultant Psychiatrist specialising in PTSD, complex trauma, and trauma-informed care @SWLSTG. 💾 https://t.co/zirlV2OJq6
Elite Scenes News & U... @NeegusB_Nice
160 Followers 208 Following #1 north american crashout, generational seller, simple as, duke dennis aurafarm in shades type shit type shit
«'² @HazzyHues
93 Followers 318 Following not happy. not sad. not rich. not broke. not taken. not loved. just living. 17 • fb block/mute=own😹🫵 • father of @YBGOwnsYou
UIiana @UlianaIvanoa
102 Followers 2K Following Although I have lost my beloved husband, I believe there will always be a new chapter in my life and love is waiting for me in the future.
NuclearBonfire @DavisMoodest
773 Followers 2K Following “Do you realize?” Dawgs, Braves, Falcons, ATL UTD, USMNT and Liverpool
a freshly baked loaf ... @breadyinmyheady
46 Followers 180 Following
Tyreece Williams @TheCynicalBlack
14 Followers 45 Following New age black, American patriot and Christian who’s not afraid to call out niggers for their actions
gentleclown @Adrionic3000
1K Followers 689 Following casually zooted and happens to cut hair #TYBG @doubtitrocks
mf cowboy sam @sammyk5000
544 Followers 546 Following part time artist/part time everything else 🇮🇶🇪🇹
Kristi 🍰 @kristithecakes
262 Followers 354 Following The most important step a man can take is always the next one | Some call me cakes | Thoughts are my own | https://t.co/Ix3y6z3T9J
grape king @titdance
2K Followers 2K Following writer of short stories & long essays, hater of capitalism. just trying to make it in this bitch of a life • they/them • AuDHD • hEDS
Francis Sheshani @FrankieSmoove
308 Followers 278 Following 95% of what I say on here doesn’t make sense
bitch cunt @bitchcunte
1K Followers 388 Following hi guys it’s me this is my twitter where I post my tweets and maybe someday even my butthole haha idk we’ll see
🦂 @psychoticsystem
5K Followers 3K Following in much wisdom there is much grief; and he who increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow
evil urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero
772 Followers 2K Following foreskin enthusiast, macro penis survivor. 52 years young (67). Talks like a gentleman
☾.☾ @d4vid_draws
2K Followers 1K Following
he hate me @ForkliftWastoid
48 Followers 205 Following The Public Face of Professional Forklifting. All thoughts and opinions are “nonsensical” and “do not reflect the beliefs of myself or those associated with me.”
ʚ new account bambi ... @preyanimalgf
977 Followers 343 Following born to frolic • 26 • she/they • uk • @sinnermoroll ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🇵🇸 ⋆˙⟡
Jimmy Doinks, Real Na... @JimmyDoinksRN
95 Followers 108 Following
The Mudman 🏈❕️ @wettheDIRT
381 Followers 296 Following does he really have to die? oh yes, he really has to suffer
dr. bitch @borzoilover47
3K Followers 787 Following just a phd student who’s trying their best 👍🏻 (they/she) — alt: @borzois4ever
bbg @BigBlueGoonie
3K Followers 348 Following DE/LB coach at handsome retard university @freelancegoon
Woke and Friendly Fow... @fowlytweets
5K Followers 2K Following Consultant Psychiatrist specialising in PTSD, complex trauma, and trauma-informed care @SWLSTG. 💾 https://t.co/zirlV2OJq6
Elite Scenes News & U... @NeegusB_Nice
160 Followers 208 Following #1 north american crashout, generational seller, simple as, duke dennis aurafarm in shades type shit type shit
billy bandana @emxlymargaret
5K Followers 1K Following annoying, angry, vulgar. loser, critter advocate, cat with nine lives.
helena @hewenaaaa
252 Followers 201 Following
kiana @sobbinginpublic
2K Followers 744 Following
soapie @kitkattnip
2K Followers 349 Following
🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson
22K Followers 467 Following A Logical, Horny, Ass Eating, Sapiosexual Asshole 🇯🇲 ✈️🗽 Don't Study Me, You'll Fail! https://t.co/oVnqRUMBTh
azi ☆ @sazifide
3K Followers 519 Following
secret 3rd thing @oklouburner
22 Followers 66 Following
Value-form Chud🇵�... @quid_puer
148 Followers 726 Following 70 IQ. Bi. 21 and still can’t swim, living the dream baby. Last book I read was a cereal box. Harden your heart white boy.
logan @8fk
63 Followers 131 Following
not subject to blacko... @thisguybarrels
561 Followers 654 Following david. 6’4” 230ish. lefty. curly haired hater with a heater from the city of big shoulders. google it.Trends for United States
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