CamMartinWrites @writes_cam

Fiction, satire: https://t.co/9mQz0S849e; finishing 1st novel #writingcommunity Stratford, CT Joined January 2020

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CamMartinWrites @writes_cam

2 years ago

Patrick Dempsey won People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive and has been awarded an iPod Nano and a PT Cruiser.

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Now I know why so many Republicans insist the 2020 election was rigged — they cant even figure out how to elect a Speaker of the House when they have the majority. Just nominate George Santos and call it a day.

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3 years ago

Looks like Trump might miss a half day of golf #TrumpIndicted

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3 years ago

On this day in history, Julius Caesar was blithely filling out his NCAA bracket, with no hint of what tomorrow would bring…

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

It is impossible to overstate the damage Tucker Carlson is doing to our country.

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3 years ago

Why isnt a dunk worth three points too? Reestablish the balance of the inside-outside game, bring back and reward post play and going to the rim. #NBA

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3 years ago

#WorldCancerDay⁠ ⁠⁠ Cancer touches so many of our lives. Supporting the fighters, Admiring the survivors, Honouring the taken. ❤️ xx

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3 years ago

wsj.com/articles/class… It’s getting to a point where these special counsels arent gonna feel so special anymore…

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3 years ago

If the #MinnesotaVikings Vikings ever played the #LosAngelesChargers Chargers in the Super Bowl, it might actually end in a tie bc neither knows how to win in the playoffs…

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3 years ago

Was Your Pickup Truck Re-Homed? — Well, Here’s Why (Don’t worry, it’s in a better place, and minus the Truck Nutz) @mediumdoctor medium.com/doctor-funny/w…

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3 years ago

Thank you, #HowardStern, who let me sit in and transcribe his exit interiew with Very Peri, 2022’s Pantone Color of the Year…@mediumdoctor medium.com/doctor-funny/h…

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3 years ago

There’s a reason this season is the only one with two names; it’s awesome and sucks almost equally, as I explain in my latest piece for @mediumdoctor medium.com/doctor-funny/h…

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3 years ago

Had this satire published in Doctor Funny. That’s not me in the photo medium.com/doctor-funny/g…

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JORGE NY🗽🟧 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @JORGE_C_NY

3 years ago

@ABC @DavidMuir @ABCWorldNews @GMA @hulu "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in" They knew @LindseyGrahamSC knew @marcorubio knew @tedcruz knew @RandPaul knew @NikkiHaley knew @KellyannePolls knew @mikepompeo knew @GovernorPerry knew @SenatorCollins knew They all knew.

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Chris Jones @EnswellJones

3 years ago

Journalism is a profession that requires skill to do well. Quality reporting takes time, money, and expertise. Just because some assholes don't like the truth doesn't change it, so flooding the world with lies becomes their strategy. Real journalists are the breakwater.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

Wait, wait… Roger Stone and Steve Bannon are currently whining that Republicans didn’t turn out to vote because they thought the election was already rigged against them?? Well, where the fuck would they get THAT idea geniuses?!!?? 😂😂😂

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3 years ago

Apparently elon musk’s 115 million followers didnt take to heart his exhortation to vote Republican. Why own Twitter (for $44 billion lol) if people wont listen to you. #RedTsunami2022