Yaakov - יעקב @yaakov_h
Being awful at something is the first step to being good at something. yaakov.online The LAN Down Under Joined November 2009-
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The Supreme Court of New South Wales allowed the protest of the enemy to shut down the Sydney Harbour Bridge but they forgot we control the weather.
the goyishe mind cannot comprehend travelling forty years and still being in the same desert
the goyishe mind cannot comprehend travelling forty years and still being in the same desert
“Five calamitous matters occurred to our forefathers on the 17th of Tammuz: the tablets were broken by Moses, the daily offering was nullified, the walls of Jerusalem were breached, the general Apostemos publicly burned a Torah, and social media was invented.” (Taanit 26a)
tfw Bilaam logs on
“i asked gr*k" "i asked ch*tgpt” well i asked c3po who’s fluent in over 6 million forms of communication
those who don’t see are those who refuse to see and those who don’t hear are those who refuse to hear
People talk about AI being a “friend” but my real friends would never hesitate to infringe on Disney intellectual property if I needed help designing a birthday card.
in canada it's called useProvince
All the ציונים on this app today are all like “indigenous people would never set fire to their own lands!” and yet… australian.museum/learn/teachers…
Guarding the Funeral of the Pontiff with a sci-fi drone jamming mega-gun is maybe the most Warhammer 40k-coded thing to ever happen in the real world.
Guarding the Funeral of the Pontiff with a sci-fi drone jamming mega-gun is maybe the most Warhammer 40k-coded thing to ever happen in the real world.
yeah, I thought he was a bank.
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