Zander @zanderschultz

Joined December 2014

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Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears

3 weeks ago

🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet

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@Bear_Down_Adam What if Tyson Bagent absolutely goes off and the Bears take their time bringing Caleb back to make sure he's healthy with soft tissue and Bagent's 3 game stat-line is (3-0 record): wk 3 vs Eagles > 48/49, 555 yards, 8 TD, 0 INT, 1 rush TD, 179 rush yards

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Zander @zanderschultz

a month ago

@Bear_Down_Adam What if I told you nothing comes easy in this league

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Zander @zanderschultz

a month ago

@Bear_Down_Adam @tbonetweetz Brother he slammed his head on the last play of the game.

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1️⃣ @LeekNabers

3 months ago

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. then sports get brought up, she says it “i watch football” my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team” she said “i’m a giants fan” and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?” she looked confused i kept going “Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT” she laughed nervously and said “what” and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured” she said “what” and i said “so do you even follow the team” she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey” the vibe was GONE just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime. her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract. my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened” i said “she’s a casual” he said “so?” SO??? i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind could’ve had her number she could’ve been the mother of my children COULD’VE. but now at least she knows i know ball and honestly that’s worth more

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T @tbonetweetz

4 months ago

@ComEd count your days

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Focaccia @Focacciabreaded

9 months ago

Can’t believe what Im seeing in the Olympic figure skating Two men is unheard of

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Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein

9 months ago

A message to America.

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Focaccia @Focacciabreaded

9 months ago

Goat simulator but its just me waking up every day

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Focaccia @Focacciabreaded

10 months ago

Im at practice drinking all the gatorade You dont even know man

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Max Markham @MaxMarkhamNFL

a year ago

Takes a special guy to bust and still have the whole city love you. (I love him too)

Peggy Kusinski @peggykusinski

a year ago

Mitch Trubisky greets Chicago media with a smile

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Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake

a year ago

Footballs Back

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COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta

a year ago

José Arcadio Buendía @SonOfShango

a year ago

I think whoever takes Game 7 is gonna win the whole thing

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MLB @MLB

a year ago

The @WhiteSox are winners of 3 straight.

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

a year ago

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous