Zoë @zoexpatchett

Newark Joined August 2011

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

9 months ago

Phenomenal 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @JKCorden #GavinAndStacey

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

a year ago

2 x FREE tickets for The Girls Bathroom in Nottingham tonight. Don’t want them to go to waste 🩷 DM me x

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Stewy @BankOfAmerica99

a year ago

Being told you can't afford a mortgage for £700 a month when you're paying £1200 a month for rent for the same house

Jenni @hashjenni

a year ago

Being told you can't afford a mortgage for £700 a month when you're paying £1200 a month for rent for the same house

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cants @cantseyy

a year ago

When you order a pillow on temu

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

a year ago

Petition to make Red Leicester mini cheddars available in a share* bag *to eat myself

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I’m sorry but @thegelbottleinc have lost their actual minds. First the price rise scandal, now they’re selling plastic display shelves for over £200 each 🤯 this photo from their story has over £1300 worth of plastic shelves WITHOUT adding in the price of the gel bottles 😳

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PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT

a year ago

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

2 years ago

I honestly don’t know where I’d be without my Trev. We don’t deserve dogs 😭❤️

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

2 years ago

Becoming a grown up is realising Pepsi Max is 10000x better than Coke Zero

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

2 years ago

End scene, that’s surely gotta be Kieron’s mum cos of that headscarf?#TopBoy

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

2 years ago

I’m so broody and I’m not sure whether I’m broody for a baby or another puppy 🥹

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

3 years ago

Best thing for him! Horrible cunt

Ellis Whitehouse @E_Whitehouse293

3 years ago

Best thing for him! Horrible cunt

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

3 years ago

About fucking time! 8 weeks too late 😂 cya Avi #TheApprenticeuk

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

3 years ago

What a fucking melt.

Ben Oliver @thebenoliver

3 years ago

What a fucking melt.

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Zoë @zoexpatchett

3 years ago

How fucking disgusting is our justice system? My heart breaks for Adam White, his partner, their poor lost baby and the breakdown of life as they knew it - all because he was trying to protect his family from two worthless scum of the earth scrotes. #24hoursinpolicecustody