ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut

you haven't thought of the smell you bitch twitch.tv/OurNut nut Joined April 2012

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Chuckfug @Chuckfug

3 days ago

I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone

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cliff @cliffster

4 days ago

I tried making small talk with a real life cashier instead of using self checkout and now I can’t go back to that store

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ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut

3 days ago

@somet1mes_human @EZChameleon @omgsidewalks They’d be the one driving themselves to the end of their lane and off the road. I’d rather they be in a ditch than anywhere near my car.

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Holding @filluppeeeno

6 days ago

Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?

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nicølina 🪿🚩 @ellonico

5 days ago

yall ever think about california’s capital is literally called “sacrament”

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ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut

4 days ago

@Brien_Jackson @seran72 Allow age regression in the workplace

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

6 days ago

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

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Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo

a week ago

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

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🪲io @i0lanthe_

a week ago

Girlfriend called .....DECLINE!! Whore! Busy looking at BUGS

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ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut

a week ago

starting to think this pattern of fumbling baddies is a form of self harm

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bbycloak @bbycloak

2 weeks ago

another day of ranked

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Yashaswi More @itsyashi24

2 weeks ago

after losing my mind for 4 hours, i’ve decided it’s not that serious

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Nat @foidb0y

2 weeks ago

"Mans best friend" my ASSSSSS these guys are WHOREEEESSSS

Feel Good Daily @feeelgooddaily

2 weeks ago

An American photographer filmed a wolf begging for food from a grizzly. The gray wolf saw the meat and in an instant turned into a playful puppy begging for a piece.

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ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut

2 weeks ago

mfw toe walkers are the ruling class

Clarinha 💋 @athleticANNA

2 weeks ago

Estamos vivendo como em jogos vorazes e esse tipo de gente é a representação da capital

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𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar

a month ago

idk who made it but I think about “woah momma they trapped me in the orb” constantly

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toad @thelifeoftoad

2 weeks ago

damn cleaning goes so hard when you're putting off other vastly more important shit

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tasman @lildorothy_

2 weeks ago

damn shawty the data doesn’t really support your hypothesis

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I live above a fish restaurant, so anytime I open my balcony door a deluge of em draft in. People always say to put out honey or vinegar, but truly the only effective solution is walking around the house and genociding them one-by-one.