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"You know and I know I'm blatting out this old bollocks to excuse people who matter, but..."
"You know and I know I'm blatting out this old bollocks to excuse people who matter, but..."
I do.
This is The Sun — owned by News UK, a company that itself is heavily implicated in the death of Daniel Morgan — running interference for the Metropolitan Police. This is not journalism, it’s a press release.
Sensible centrism is when you're a staunch advocate for rejoining the EU, but your day job is with an organisation headed by the former chief executive of the Vote Leave campaign.
Sensible centrism is when you're a staunch advocate for rejoining the EU, but your day job is with an organisation headed by the former chief executive of the Vote Leave campaign. https://t.co/R4eqdYq15Z
Imagine living in a country where the government declares protest groups to be terrorists; where people the government and reactionary press hate are harassed and fired, and left wing public figures are subjected to vexatious official inquiries and spurious legal proceedings.
In Britain, every time you… —turn on a tap —flip a light switch —board a train/bus —post a letter —drop your child at nursery …you take part in a system designed to extract wealth & concentrate power. 🧵 From cradle to grave, this is how a failed experiment shapes your life.
What we have here is the equivalent of the Troika arriving in Athens in 2015. The UK is to be administered by foreign bodies with the express intention of stripping the country of what remains of its value and assets at fire sale prices. This is the only purpose of the visit.
What we have here is the equivalent of the Troika arriving in Athens in 2015. The UK is to be administered by foreign bodies with the express intention of stripping the country of what remains of its value and assets at fire sale prices. This is the only purpose of the visit.
Poor Starmer, imagine getting dragged into a meeting with all your bosses.
I remember an interview about Redford with someone who did theater with him. Redford was having a hard time with his character, and the director was like “your character really likes this girl, but she won’t give him the time of day. Do you understand?” And he was like, “No.”
I remember an interview about Redford with someone who did theater with him. Redford was having a hard time with his character, and the director was like “your character really likes this girl, but she won’t give him the time of day. Do you understand?” And he was like, “No.”
Ta-Nehisi Coates on Charlie Kirk and the pundits and politicians sanitizing his legacy. vanityfair.com/news/story/cha…
They expected the EHRC investigation would find ten thousand emails full of racism, abuse, sexism, bullying, fraud, stitch-ups and covering up for all these things because *that is how they behave*, and they assume everyone is like them, and just faking being better than that.
“It’s deeply regrettable, but by prioritising short-term optics of data centre announcements & trade deals, they are knowingly undermining the UK’s creative industries” The govt is prioritising US tech oligarchs over the rights of all of us. theguardian.com/technology/202…
Zack Polanski was on #bbclaurak's panel in March & Laura Kuenssberg asked him why he retweeted a poem by George the Poet Last year Peter Mandelson was on her panel twice & she didn't ask him a single question about Jeffrey Epstein either time. This sums up why she has the job.
Peter Kyle: "Keir Starmer raised the bar for standards in public life" Keir Starmer took thousands of pounds of 'gifts' (also known as bribes) from a multi millionaire, including clothes and glasses, and when challenged about it said he'd done nothing wrong
Telegraph, here. Isn’t it great how this stuff is now boring old news that everyone always knew about, and it isn’t a terrifyingly insane racist conspiracy theory any more. Funny, how that works.
is Elon Musk going to pay the legal fees of all those being fired for posting mean things about Saint Kirk like he vowed he would? Of course not. He's actively pushing for them to be fired and blacklisted because like all the "free speech absolutists" he's just a scumbag huckster

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