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We're celebrating the five-year anniversary of our MTGA tracker Arena Tutor with a giveaway -- a free collector booster box of Fallout! To enter: ✅Follow @draftsim ✅Like this post ✅Repost this post! The winner will be announced April 21, 2024 -- GL!
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This is important. The US Government is suing a game company for their deplorable and malicious acts against their own employees. Please be aware before you play their games or purchase their products.
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