A.S. mompants @ASMompants
I'd rather be a smartass rather than a dumbass. Just sayin'. Vermont, USA Joined September 2017-
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“You’re gonna find your balance and then lose it and then find it again. That’s the ride. That’s life.” #ThisIsUs
Millionaires can write off their personal jet expenses but I can't write off $250 of the $1,000 I spend on my students each year. #TaxScamBill
It would be absurd to rebuild Puerto Rico’s antiquated, fossil fuel-dependent grid back the way it was. We must take advantage of the abundant sustainable energy they have.
Think about this. The Project Veritas sting operation was intended to discredit women who had been sexually assaulted. Not just Roy Moore's accusers, but all of them.
Wait a minute, wait a minute--did Trump just basically endorse an alleged child molester because he's a conservative and will vote for his tax bill?
I think the two party system should be DC and Marvel. And their platforms should be, "I don't know, it's some weird shit guys made up in the 40s & 50s." and "Yeah, us too."
Always ready to see the oldest 1 leave but if she doesn't text every hour to ask for $ or a ride or insect murdering advice I freak out, convinced she's been stolen by a gang of snarky evil doers & I'll never see her again. Then she blows up my phone & I scream at it to shut up!
@NBCTheVoice @Lin_Manuel check out Davon! He was born for Broadway! A once in a generation voice with talent and spirit.
Starting to think GOP stands for Groping Old Pervs.
40yrs So what! Few people kno my 21yr olds dad used ALMOST EVERY parental visitation, as I recovered from life threatening burns, to sexually assault/rape me. It's a 17yr old secret. He's not running for any office, yet it's taken me this long to stop hiding it. 40yrs! Piss off!
This tweet is so childish, Roy Moore wants to date it. x.com/realDonaldTrum…
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
@CherokeeLair @jrbeare @EWMattingly @PFTompkins That's not blaming them, that's understanding how he took advantage of a power imbalance
Nothing expresses calm confidence better than a caps-locked scream of 'DO SOMETHING!'
"Upside Down Hotline. Will, is that you?" #StrangerThings is here. 🎬
@Target Thank you SOOO much for finally coming to VT. I've missed you!#redandkhakiretailrangers
All countries need this. x.com/lexi4prez/stat…
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As if 2017 wasn't crazy & terrifying enough, the octopuses are mobilising.
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
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Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
2.7M Followers 540 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton
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Target @Target
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Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Chris Moore @rabbit351
466 Followers 474 Following Half a century + 5 living the dream! Quarter of a century + 5 happily married and 24 years a father to a fantastic daughter 😃
Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
29.3M Followers 963 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Mike Pence @Mike_Pence
5.8M Followers 79 Following Christian, Conservative, Republican- In That Order. Husband, Father, Grandfather and 48th Vice President of the United States🇺🇸
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
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Senator Dianne Feinst... @SenFeinstein
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Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
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Blake Shelton @blakeshelton
16.3M Followers 624 Following The Official Blake Shelton Twitter. You're getting the real BS straight from Blake himself. (And a few official updates from Team BS, too.)
Rolling Stone @RollingStone
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Bill Clinton @BillClinton
12.3M Followers 39 Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder of @ClintonFdn, Author of CITIZEN 🇺🇸
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11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
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