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Me *channeling intense and all-consuming 2018 angst* : “Huuuuumfghhhhhhhhhppppfffggggggffffuck”
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haven't jacked it in nearly 2 hours! mother freakin dieing over here! email my grandma & get some friggin playboy so I can beat the fuck off
[me, drunk, calling poison control hotline] "How do I get verified on this?"
Content? More like conTAINT *thousands of angels descend to kiss every inch of my body"
Printing Bitcoin in brail on my dick and nipples Next step: sweet disgusting profit
Other people: using the restroom is a part of daily life Me: I live to shit and piss. bowel movements are the best thing in my life
if we do not defend net neutrality the Comcast devils will know intimate details about my sexual attraction to Japanese drawings
I have been bulking for 1,476 consecutive calendar days
Experienced Car Audio Tech Required: Must install subwoofers into my pecs to play Kanye West Yeezus when I'm maxing out at the gym
[first date conversations] Her: food is so good Me: i subsist on pornography and dirt bike magazines
*after a 3 month twitter break* one time i shit directly into the garbage
Here's a wild idea. Build smaller "drive-thru window" for ATVs and dirt bikes that incorporate sick jumps and ramps
what if President Trumo skateboarded. What if our leader could shred. How do you respond when Trump grinds a whitehouse rail. How can Tump d
What if we had another Pope except he lifted and wore only camouflage. That would be extre mly bad ass
Recurring nightmare in which pigs are extinct and I eat thousands of slices of miniature rat bacon with my Denny's grand slam
Halo 2 was the greatest achievement of the human race and my start up is investing billions in time travel so I can fuck off back to 2006
ATVs are still not allowed in shopping malls. I cannot legally obtain a concealed carry license for my katana. The Matrix is real. #truth
if you need me I'll be out back throwing beer bottles toward the interstate.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @crulge
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my real name @VagrantSays
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2K Followers 619 Following two unlikely friends get into hijinks on the open road as the clock ticks down
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David Klion @DavidKlion
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Lyle Rath @LyleRath
146K Followers 2K Following Ex bad boy, current bad guy, future dead guy. Funny Cartoons @WrathClub Lead Guitar @PetrifiedGiant Business inquiries: [email protected]
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2K Followers 2K Following That's right, boys. Mondo cool. | Award-winning comic publisher | Writer/editor
The Incest Guy @incestguy
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this fuck ass website... @pizzatanktopbro
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ministro de jugar en ... @neilkli
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