Luke @AVLuke82

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

Disasi is magic, he wears a magic hat When he spoke to Emery, he said I fancy that He didn't sign for Tottenham, he said they're fucking shite He signed for Aston Villa, cos they're fucking dynamite

Double digits 5 seasons in a row. 99 PL goal contributions for Aston Villa. Respect Ollie Watkins, please. One of our greatest forwards

“new manager bounce”

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🚨 BREAKING: The official list of which Councils have asked to delay their local elections in May Counties: Derbyshire Devon East Sussex West Sussex Essex Gloucestershire Hampshire Kent Leicestershire Lincolnshire Norfolk Oxfordshire Suffolk Surrey Warwickshire Worcestershire Unitaries: Thurrock Isle of Wight

Just your average start to an #EmiratesFACup tie... 😂 #EmiratesFACup

Keir Starmtrooper has a question …

Elderly man arrested in Britain for “causing anxiety” with a social media post. This is insane. Thank God there is a constitutional right to freedom of speech in America!

RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa

2 years ago

British police capture and arrest an elderly man because some of his social media posts caused someone anxiety.

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@mynameismrjrb Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Just been made aware of this, an e mail Sent to @chrisheck76 last week: Hi I’ve sent the following to Chris Heck, but doubt he will read it Hi Chris I wanted to bring to your attention a situation that occurred during the Juventus game. An elderly gent who sits next to me (Holte upper, row x seat xxx) has been a Villa fan for a long time, I'm sure you can look at Barry's account and see his history. He was at the 82 final, sat watching Villa in Division 3.... it's not relevant but he is also unwell, 5 heart attacks in the last 12 months and cancer. He lives alone and basically Villa is all he has in life, he also goes to the Villa Women's matches too.  Being elderly he doesn't have a smart phone, so uses a plastic ticket. when it comes to cup games he has to get a ticket printed, he travels to the ground in advance to get this done. On Wednesday night he turned up to the Juve game and his ticket didn't work. he was given no support and turned away. He called me in tears about this, said no-one was available to help him out, they claimed there was no way of admitting a fan if the ticket doesn't work as I quote "the turnstiles are fully automated and we can't over ride them" He had to make his way home totally dejected... to add further insult to injury when he called the ticket office they were less than helpful and also refused to refund him on the basis that the match has been played so they wouldn't be able to resell the ticket. I'm not going to go into the morality of £90 tickets... but I do think that morally he should have been refunded.  He is upset and I'm upset on his behalf, a poorly man gets turned away from a club he's followed since before you or I were born... to be treated that way...  I hope you can see fit to do well by Barry, to have him in tears on the phone to me was heart breaking... Regards  ….. People can come at me all they like for questioning the club off the pitch, but stuff like this is not right and is now common place. I love this club, I hate seeing stuff like this.

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Man United have a higher net spend than any club on the planet in the last decade 🌍💰

Two years ago my wife cancelled Skysports, & I started a long game. My 6 y/o son had never been into football & I started work subtlety: playing footy in the garden with him, getting him playing in local team. Now he's just asked to watch on tv. Skysports reinstated. Job done.

This is an eye opener

Taken from the away end at Selhurst Park, Dalian Atkinson celebrates scoring that goal against Wimbledon, 1992. #AVFC

Arguably the best picture ever taken at a football match. 📸 ⚽️ We would love to know the name of this supporter so he can get some free refreshments at our next match 😂 🥧

More than 1 Billion of you use Microsoft Excel. But, most of you can't navigate it without your mouse. Here are 50 Excel Shortcuts that'll save you hundreds of hours of your life:

The secret to success lies in the overlap between Instant Gratification and Delayed Gratification. Instant Gratification = fun now, bad later Delayed Gratification = boring now, good later Overlap = fun now, good later.

Naval @naval

6 years ago

What feels like play to you, but looks like work to others?

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I’m a Champions League player I’m not dropping down 😝

Paddy Power @paddypower

4 years ago

BREAKING: Man Utd’s list of summer transfer targets has been leaked. The leaks confirm the club are interested in signing Frenkie De Jong, Antony, Jurrien Timber, Lisandro Martinez, Jari Litmanen, Wesley Sneijder, Michael Van Gerwen and Tiesto.

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