Abbie's Python @AbbiesPython

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Abbie's Python @AbbiesPython

6 hours ago

🚨 URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ 🚨 Culture War final score: Anti-woke gamers: 1 dead BioWare, 1 cancelled Mass Effect. Funny, they never minded fucking a blue alien who mates with anyone in 2007. Saudi fund + Kushner's firm: $55B. Thanks, soldiers. Wrong enemy. 🐉

Abbie's Python @AbbiesPython

7 hours ago

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