Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay
A social experiment | @prof_nch chronicle.com/article/Academ… Joined September 2013-
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what if writing procrastination is your body’s way of saying it’s not worth writing
could work
true
accuracy
Me: You can’t procrastinate on writing forever Also me:
we’re all just works in progress hoping for acceptance with minor revisions
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Now that this has gone viral, here's the obligatory reminder that linear elasticity is limited to small strains.
@AcademicsSay looks definitely more enthusiastic than most of my profs in the 90s
My question to you is, does being screen-shotted by @AcademicsSay go in the 'Awards' or 'Community Service' section of my CV?
@AcademicsSay sorry, you didn’t cite my attention check - Reviewer 2.
@AcademicsSay This isn't the attention check I would have written.
A @netflix series on how women in academia have to "deal with all" to succeed - seems like a great way to educate people on challenges of #WomenInResearch
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
I binge watched this show last night and it's justttt👌
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
Binge watch #TheChair or prepare syllabi?
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
The kids keep me grounded with regular reminders that I’m a “book doctor” and/or “not a real doctor.”
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
Oh my god, this is perfection.
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
This show is doing peak marketing toward sad academic types right now
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
I feel this.
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
This shows hits on all the feels. #academialife
Not that kind of doctor | Recommended fall viewing: #TheChair on @netflix #IShouldBeWriting #NetflixPartner
Binged the entire series (only 6 episodes 😭) in one sitting and I am unapologetically lobbying all my academic friends to watch so we can talk about it
“The series also shows us that universities, caricatured as they are by the right as bastions of progressive thought, are actually deeply entrenched, culturally conservative institutions whose foremost concern is liability.” | @Slate @netflix slate.com/culture/2021/0…
I just finished watching this: it’s depressing and accurate in many ways. Academia is outstandingly broken.
A day in the life of a department chair | Check out #TheChair streaming now on @netflix #NetflixPartner
Also: "Insofar as institutions are intent on keeping intact the hierarchies and structural inequalities that allow the system to go on as usual, both faculty and students can be treated as collateral damage."
“The series also shows us that universities, caricatured as they are by the right as bastions of progressive thought, are actually deeply entrenched, culturally conservative institutions whose foremost concern is liability.” | @Slate @netflix slate.com/culture/2021/0…
my academia side is fueled up rn
A day in the life of a department chair | Check out #TheChair streaming now on @netflix #NetflixPartner
'The Chair' goede serie idd, voor de academici hier.
“The series also shows us that universities, caricatured as they are by the right as bastions of progressive thought, are actually deeply entrenched, culturally conservative institutions whose foremost concern is liability.” | @Slate @netflix slate.com/culture/2021/0…