Matt @Agent51x

Meh. Joined August 2012

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Matt @Agent51x

3 weeks ago

@NikTek Please pick me bc I recently lost my job and cant afford the game rn #gtavi

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Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer

3 years ago

Now that they’ve refused $10,000 loan forgiveness to 43 million Americans, Alito and Thomas have some multimillion dollar bribes, erm, I mean vacations—that they aren’t going to disclose—to go on.

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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters

4 years ago

It’s called Independence Day because these days you’re on your fucking own

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Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche

5 years ago

billionaires will literally buy a social media platform instead of going to therapy

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!? NOW?!? I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

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Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche

5 years ago

it's the most existential dread time of the year

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Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals

5 years ago

Retweet for a chance to win this Ja'Marr Chase signed football. #ProBowlVote + @Real10jayy__

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Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals

5 years ago

Retweets = 2️⃣ Pro Bowl votes today and tomorrow ⤵ #ProBowlVote + @jlbiii3 #ProBowlVote + @Vonn #ProBowlVote + @JoeyB #ProBowlVote + @Real10jayy__ #ProBowlVote + #TreyHendrickson #ProBowlVote + @Sam_Hubbard_ #ProBowlVote + @Joe_MainMixon #ProBowlVote + @Djread98

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Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals

5 years ago

Double the Joe, double the #ProBowlVote #ProBowlVote + @JoeyB #ProBowlVote + @Joe_MainMixon

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Keep up the drum beat: Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage? Who gave Amy Coney Barrett a $2 million advance for her book deal? Who purchased themselves SCOTUS seats?

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

5 years ago

Justice Barrett saying she's worried about the perception of SCOTUS politicization while she and her conservative pals politicize the Court? That's gaslighting, folks.

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🤔 @antikirsten

5 years ago

self care is over we are losing our shit now

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

You're living in a simulation on a computer that's overheating.

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Tina Vasquez @TheTinaVasquez

5 years ago

We’re all depressed, right?

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karl hess @karlhess

5 years ago

don’t worry there won’t be another lockdown we’ll just normalize dying from covid like we’ve normalized dying from poverty, gun violence, police shootings, lack of housing, suicide, opioids, lack of access to medical care etc etc