(((Typo))) @AggregateArgot
I just really want a reason to always be in a leather jacket. favstar.fm/users/aggregat… NE Joined March 2011-
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Looking around this apartment, sitting on the couch I bought myself, I am more than grateful that I am not still with someone who forced me to sleep on one that was infested with bed bugs for two years.
Seeing your abusive as fuck ex tweet about believing women...that shit hits just about the same.
You know you’re doing alright when you just feel sorry for the people who hurt you. Nothing else but pity.
I spent 4 years being gaslighted into feeling like I was wrong and was doing something wrong or expecting something wrong. I wasn’t. You’re just trash.
I didn’t want a sexless marriage. So fucking sue me.
DUDE ALWAYS WAS AND STILL IS TRASH! He was abusive as fuck and the fact that he gets to pretend he isn’t a trash person is mind boggling to me. Someone come get your friend.
It just feels like people are lying to me at a certain point. Telling me what I want to hear. I just want to meet a nice boy who doesn’t have to feel like he settled when he met me.
I don’t want to know that I am smart and kind and beautiful. I know all those things. I want to know what it is about me that makes the idea of being with me so repulsive. I am not always the most confident, but I’m a good person.
At a some point, you need to stop telling your single friends that they are amazing, caring, beautiful people. Not because they aren’t but because we get tired of hearing it. I don’t want you to tell me that if I am still alone and can’t attract a stray cat let alone a man.
If I say "let's agree to disagree" what I actually mean is "you're a fucking idiot and I refuse to argue with you anymore".
I threw away my whole life for something I probably won’t get anyway. So obviously, I care tremendously about the shitty service you had at Olive Garden.
I start to write thinking the words will come. They don’t. I read thinking the words of others will spark a fire in me. It doesn’t. I go for a walk. Listen to Mozart. Check out an art gallery. Still no words. There are no words for this malaise except these.
I’m only in the mood for giant romantic gestures from here on out. Maybe not realistic, but definitely deserved.
I have reached the “casual-stalking-of-attractive-men-at-the-bar” phase of post-breakup life.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
Still get the overwhelming urge to send my ex a text that just says, “I still hate you.”
I don’t know that there was a time in my life that I have made anyone proud.
Change will come as surely as the seasons and twice as quick. #LittleWomen
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