Andy Hausman @Ahaus101
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This thread is AH-mazing. Check it out for a quick break from the current mess that is American politics on Twitter. @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @dcpetterson @HNTurtledove @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie
This thread is AH-mazing. Check it out for a quick break from the current mess that is American politics on Twitter. @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @dcpetterson @HNTurtledove @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie
This is what it all boils down to....
Hey @charles_gaba check this out!
Thread….@dcboyisangry @dcpetterson @Nerienis
Oh.
Uh....@IUBloomington as the parent of a student, I would like to know what is going on.
Uh....@IUBloomington as the parent of a student, I would like to know what is going on.
The ratio is astounding. I can’t believe that they left the comments open. @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie
The ratio is astounding. I can’t believe that they left the comments open. @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie
Ok Zombie team. I won’t be on the frontlines of the fight. I didn’t react great to having a moth fly into my ear last night. @dcboyisangry @Nerienis @MustangCarrie @Helen_Highly one trip to the ER later…
A very interesting thread. @Nerienis @Helen_Highly @dcboyisangry @MustangCarrie
This thread…I had the same discussion in a grad school class.
This thread…I had the same discussion in a grad school class.
Ahh....Good times.
Ahh....Good times. https://t.co/v1Mid1bMMC
Oh. @mermirmanweisel I’m sure you have seen this.
Oh. @mermirmanweisel I’m sure you have seen this.
So cool. @DaveSlotwinski @UnCleverPerson
The wheels of justice take awhile. But once they start turning....
The wheels of justice take awhile. But once they start turning....
This thread….wow
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe our counterintel peeps paid him a visit?
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe our counterintel peeps paid him a visit? https://t.co/VEXC3kd1Es
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@Ahaus101 @WeAreAllShack He got a hit with runners in scoring position .. we just can’t have nice things lmao 🤣
@Ahaus101 @EliLebowicz It's not on their disallowed list. Hell, give it a try.
I have mentioned him before, but my grandfather almost single-handedly set the American game show aesthetic as the art director for Goodson Todman for 3 decades.
It's Jewish American heritage month. Jews, tell me something about your family's heritage you take a lot of pride in.
@Ahaus101 Someone in the thread mentioned that the tweet was darkly erotic. 😲 Not sure I’m old enough to peruse the replies.
@Ahaus101 @Nerienis @dcpetterson @HNTurtledove @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie Andy, how often do you think about Sparta? I jest! Thanks for that. Very cool. When I was young, I wanted to be an archaeologist, so this is like manna for me. 🙌
Women are showing up and calling in to Florida abortion clinics today only to find out Republicans have made abortion all but illegal in their state. It’s the first they heard of the abortion ban. When I say we need to meet the electorate where it is, this is what I mean.
@FluteMagician Do people exist who are pro-Ukrainian AND pro-Palestinian at the same time? As in Ukraine fighting AGAINST ruzzia and Palestine (HAMAS) financed by the same ruzzia?
@Ahaus101 @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @HNTurtledove @Helen_Highly @MustangCarrie Thank you, Andy!
I'm thrilled to unveil my book, Moneta: A History of Ancient Rome in Twelve Coins, coming in hardback, ebook and audiobook on 9th May from @TheBodleyHead @vintagebooks! If you have enjoyed my posts over the years, do consider pre-ordering your copy now: bit.ly/MonetaBook
Amid all the attempted distractions, don't forget Donald Trump is a criminal terrorist, a moron and a kleptocrat, a Russian puppet and a mob bagman, a sexual predator and a bigot beloved of Nazis and Klansmen. And the only candidate who can take him out is Joe Biden.
@Helen_Highly @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @MustangCarrie @Ahaus101 Happy birthday, Helen!!!
@Ahaus101 @dcpetterson @dcboyisangry Whoda thunk it?
@Helen_Highly @Nerienis @MustangCarrie @Ahaus101 Happy birthday!!!!! 🎉🙌🎉
No bear has ever followed me around yelling about what a frigid, stuck up btch I am for declining to let it maul me. Men, on the other hand…
@Urtoez75_2 Bears don’t generally get more aggressive if/after you ignore them
@Helen_Highly @Anaflystone Happy birthday and safe travels, love - talk to you soon! 💚💚💚 youtu.be/6t1vaF50Ks0?si…
👆@Anaflystone. I’ll get back to you tomorrow after I’ve arrived. Right now I am about to crash on this train because I am so exhausted. Got my headphones and my music though, while I sleep. 😊
My final morning in VB. It was a gorgeous 87° sunny day and I put on my wetsuit and went swimming in the ocean. It was grand. I also nearly killed myself packing and cleaning, but I am on the train to NYC and it’s my b-day. 🥳 @Nerienis @dcboyisangry @MustangCarrie @Ahaus101
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