Alan Gortchakov @AlanGortchakov
Joined January 2012-
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Love laying down, feeling sore and thinking “damn that must’ve been a good work out.” Then remembering I haven’t lifted weights in months and what I’m feeling is my body deteriorating
A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
UPDATE: ▹ #UWaterloo is suspending all on-campus courses from March 14 - 23. ▹ At the end of the suspension, #UWaterloo is cancelling all in-person academic activity, including in-person exams, until the end of the term (April 25). More details: uwaterloo.ca/coronavirus
feridun explains uw's coronavirus policy youtu.be/WdAdBbXuhmY via @YouTube #UWaterloo
Man we cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! 🤦🏾♂️. Damn it’s been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe🙏🏾
Maybe the Leafs really are cursed.
Remember the Seinfeld episode where George is just gonna go in on Monday like he never quit? Maybe the Leafs should do something similar with Babcock
If you think we're gonna get medicare for all, free college, living wage, GND, legalized marijuana etc with this mindset you're delusional. Cut off everybody who said bad things a decade ago and you'll be Tom Hanks with a volleyball.
In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose buff.ly/2O0IQCF
We can. We will. Let’s ride.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.
Do me a favor: instead of sharing the video of the guy who wants to be famous, watch some of our @ArnoldSports athletes like this young hero proving that fitness is for everyone who deserve to be famous. They’re on my Snapchat.
2019 coming in hot! instagram.com/p/BsHHP88FqoN/…
The @MapleLeafs have agreed to terms on a six-year contract extension with forward William Nylander, subject to League approval. #LeafsForever
Not everyday you can live a childhood dream
"Is your day-to-day life going to change after what happened here?" This man's response will stay with me for a while. #TorontoAttack #TorontoStong
Before Montreal’s home opener, there’s going to be a obnoxiously long ceremony at the end of which they’ll pass an actual torch to Toronto.
Saving this screenshot for when my grandkids ask me what 2017 was like.
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Sheldon Keefe definitely pumped the Leafs up with his pre-game speech 😂. It's going to be refreshing when Craig Berube takes charge behind the bench
“The Maple Leafs are different this year!” The Maple Leafs:
Toronto's third line didn't score a goal in the series. Their fourth line scored one in a 4-0 game, but they got completely caved in. The PK did not get properly addressed at the deadline. The offence was limited partially due to a lack of puck movers on D.
Leafs fans watching Woll get injured trying to save a goal with no time left and a 2 goal lead
BOY, NOW LISTEN HERE BOY! YOU GONNA HAVE THE BEST DANGON GAME OF YOUR LIFE YOU HEAR! BOTTLE ALL OF THAT ANGER, ALL OF THAT FRUSTRATION SON, AND USE IT. LET IT FUEL, I SAY, LET IT FUEL YOU!
TNT right now: Biz and Shaq talking hockey and playing with some hockey sticks CBC tonight: Ron McLean talking about how the 1954 Wawa Chiefs came back from a two goal deficit to win the Northern Ontario Princess Margaret Cup. Could the Leafs do the same?!
Mitch Marner has been a frustrating player to watch of late, but he is actually a playoff underachiever? Here's a 13-minute video breakdown on: 1) Marner's surprisingly statistical profile 2) How it differs from those of "clutch playoff performers" 3) An important factor that…
It took seven years and a lot of begging but my Deadpool 2 end credit dreams finally came true… #DeadpoolAndWolverine
Still the Leafs' last Game 7 win, courtesy of the Pat Quinn era. Exactly the 20 years later, they start a postseason with a Domi up front, a McCabe on the blueline and a Joseph in goal. Let's do this.
20 years ago today, the Maple Leafs defeated the Senators 4-1 in Game 7 to eliminate Ottawa from the playoffs #Leafs365 #LeafsForever
Having only 25 playoff games and one series victory over the last 3 years puts all the pressure squarely on the fragile, underperforming Leafs core facing a battle-tested Bruins team who over the last 3 years have amassed a terrifying 25 playoff games and one series victory.
I’m sure a lot of these guys are useful players but if your lineup of 11-million dollar guys can’t get through this, then what’s the point of loading up that way really
Toronto won 7 of 8 regular season games in 18 and 19 vs Boston. Doesn’t matter. Leafs in 6
Maple Leafs will square off against the Bruins in Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. A team Toronto hasn't beaten in the postseason since 1959
very funny that Tarantino has trapped himself in a box by accidentally making the perfect Final Movie at movie #9 out of his dumbass 10 movie rule and now his expectations for himself are beyond reach for the tenth
The few things I got from last night's game are - 1. Domi and Matthews are much more dynamic than Marner and Matthews. 2. The younger players on the Leafs will play major roles in leading the Leafs to victory. 3. McMann was very much missed last night. 4. I love the Benoit…
Leafs v Bruins explained 😂
Ray Peat said the ideal state of consciousness is this, "The excitedly expectant state of a child on Christmas morning"
I wish this GM had gotten his hands on this team 3 years ago. To me, this group has already separated itself from past years. Win or lose, I’m judging this playoff as Tree v.1 as opposed to Rebuild v.5. The growth in the overall balls and likeability of this team is drastic IMO.
Reminder that Snoop narrating Planet Earth is still the most quality content
@PicturesFoIder He got 4 bestfriends to play with 😍
Squirrel leaves a cookie as gratitude for the woman who daily feeds him.. 🥺
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