Stephan @AlmostStephan
If i was just a little bit funnier, handsomer and better looking I'd be a superstar... but sadly I'm not. Ontario Canada Joined July 2010-
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@JamesGunn @Superman Is there anything you direct that isnt a smoking hot pile of rotting shit? Asking for a friend 🤣 hashtag #jamesgunnisanuntalentedhack
@FredHahnCUPE @cupenat @CUPEOntario I dont care about your orientation. That is your choice. I care that you are a terrible human being. You are greedy and self serving and you speak for no one but yourself. Time to retire bud. Literally nobody likes you.
@TeamstersCanada Get back to work. Read the room guys. Worst time ever to pull this. 9000 railway workers vs 40 million Canadians who will suffer more economic hardship from this strike. Nobody cares.
Get your paws on the TunnelBear app! (tunnelbear.com) and browse privately from another country! @thetunnelbear
Ohh yeah this is how I roll! LOL #Branding instagr.am/p/SEwt-1lHw2/
Construction safety never starts to early ;) instagr.am/p/SEgYZTlHxF/
Now that's a kick ass back porch instagr.am/p/RyoBgylH4w/
Framing starts tomorrow on our house. Finally
Impractical jokers. Google them hilarious
When life hands you lemons...eat one then you won't get scurvy
No sour cream anywhere. Since when is there a global shortage of rotten cows?
@darksomebelle excited? I would have said excitable:)
What's so disturbing about a bbq with 3 pound steaks?
@Schindizzle its worse when they wanna chat with you naked with one leg on the bench and 2 feet of old balls in your face
melanie ✨ @melatvyz
6 Followers 569 Following
Amy Patterson @amypatterson191
5 Followers 13 Following
Crescent #Mortgage #T... @grandmortgages
468 Followers 1K Following We work hard for your long-term business & referrals. 🏡 Your #mortgage & #financing needs are our #1 priority #EVERYDAY!
Tanya Santoro @TanyaSantoro
146 Followers 314 Following Our comprehensive site has access to the hottest properties in the area featuring community info, consumer links, answers to common real estate questions & more
Violet Raven @violet_raven
1K Followers 2K Following Lateral violence instigators will be 🚫 Miigwetch #mmiwg2s #landback #ojibwayfromaway #2spirit #asd #decolonizeyourmind #decolonizeyyt #notyourtokennative
David Anderson @redandwhitereal
226 Followers 466 Following Working to help families grow their personal wealth. My Goal is to Help 40 Families achieve financial freedom in the next 15 years!
Desi jokes @desijokesayhi
554 Followers 1K Following London #desiparents #desiproblems #desijokes #desisayings if youre a brown, desi, punjabi..w/e follow me and i promise to make you smile #desiprobsucanrelateto
Chanelle Blight @BlightChanelle
47 Followers 86 Following
Paul Thompson @paulsmusicuk
2K Followers 2K Following Singer-songwriter and touring musician from Norfolk, England. 'Baby Hedgehog' the new album by Paul Thompson is out now! https://t.co/II9DbrUakC
Jeremy King @no1bowlingdad
29 Followers 160 Following
Jeremy Davis @tweetingverses
296 Followers 1K Following I got tired of tweeting things that don't really matter. So I changed my focus to help spread the good news! -If you want to know more you can message me
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
111.8M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
CL @cari_lynn_
1K Followers 895 Following Big city gal turned country. Toronto to West Grey. #EndBSL #goleafsgo #rescue #adopt #foster No dms please.
Hailey Howard @hhailey4
132 Followers 22 Following
dont do drügs @kseniiia
46 Followers 117 Following i eat cake for breakfast & wear Kate Spade with carhartts ♠️
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.3M Followers 2 Following You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
Nick Nolte's Mugshot @Nick_Nolte
20K Followers 433 Following Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)
Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan
6.5M Followers 627 Following Building, creating, mothering 💛 Count My Lies coming 🔜 Return to You filming now!
Greg Schindler @Schindizzle
12K Followers 462 Following Plus-sized hand model | former @funnyordie | future nostalgist
Sarah Huffman @MsShuffleupagus
514 Followers 399 Following My worst fear is a chimp reading a Kindle while riding a Roomba.
dose. @dose
622K Followers 175 Following wellness without the mythology. evidence, beauty, and the occasional hard truth.
Paul Thompson @paulsmusicuk
2K Followers 2K Following Singer-songwriter and touring musician from Norfolk, England. 'Baby Hedgehog' the new album by Paul Thompson is out now! https://t.co/II9DbrUakC
drewfromtv @DrewFromTV
521K Followers 5 Following
Milla Jovovich @MillaJovovich
1.1M Followers 2K Following pronounced mee-luh yo-vo-vitch … https://t.co/BI1bBrrHSc https://t.co/ElrdnQ9W5Y https://t.co/UnHD0hQPnJ
Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard
3.7M Followers 545 Following For all tickets & info: https://t.co/b4o99kMzq1
Denise Richards @DENISE_RICHARDS
2.0M Followers 289 Following
Jeremy Davis @tweetingverses
296 Followers 1K Following I got tired of tweeting things that don't really matter. So I changed my focus to help spread the good news! -If you want to know more you can message me
Jeremy King @no1bowlingdad
29 Followers 160 Following
Best Worst Advice @BestWorstAdvice
84K Followers 42 Following Here to make the rest of your life the best of your life.
funnyquotes37 @funnyquotes37
695 Followers 490 Following
The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
523K Followers 620 Following Cartoonist and Creator of the Exploding Kittens Netflix series
Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey
3.5M Followers 20 Following Representation: @EvanLowenstein Contact: [email protected]You might like
