Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

formerly Lexabro and Sir Traline. Only kinda sorta depressed. I couldn’t think of a better pun for Venlafaxine. Portland, OR Joined October 2012

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

2 years ago

@PTFCLineCulture Confirming which day they’re giving out wristbands? I feel like it’s usually Saturday morning for Sunday games but you don’t mention that at all.

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@joeclowery How is it that in these power rankings, you have @TimbersFC at 12, but in your power rankings for ESPN, you had them at 21 moving up to 20? I’d just like to know who is actually giving them their respect they’re due. Top of the table (even through 3) doesn’t deserve 20th place.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@stargayzer__ Any move out of Kingman is good for the soul.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@PDXStreetcar Been standing at 22nd and Northrup for 30+ minutes… is the streetcar still running?

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@PDX_The_God @goldencr I feel like the route would be the opposite of the Rose parade route. Lincoln High School to Rose Quarter vi Washington, Broadway, 4th, burnside, and MLK.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@knalllen NOSBSGAGWBFK SAME

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@EvansRankings @sounderatheart @DiegoDv8 It must suck to know that no matter how garbage we’ve been the last two years the Sounders still couldn’t pull a win.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@PDXStreetcar Have the streetcars started running today, or are they still down?

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@ShamsCharania Every time I think the Blazers couldn’t be any worse, we pull off a win and I see something like this.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@_brettc_ @Dame_Lillard He’s been here for 11 YEARS. You can’t even compare it bro

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@thegentleman4 @503Blazerfans @Dame_Lillard Running from the grind? You’re fooling yourself. He has wasted the best years of his career here on a team that can’t be bothered to decide if it’s going to go “win now” or “build for the future” they’ve stayed stuck in the middle

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

@EASPORTSFIFA When will you add @TimbersFC chants to the game? You already have Seattle and LAFC, why not include the best fan base in American Soccer?

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

3 years ago

Ngl, really wish Biden wasn’t running again.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@hardmountaindew I need it in Oregon or Washington 😭 please

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@Ko8eBean_24 @TimbersFC Shut the hell up. Feel free to chime in when yourself or your family has an accomplishment like this. It wasn’t random fans. It was family.

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Dana Beers @danabeers

4 years ago

“Brock Purdy is being a huge pussy” -me, 7 beers deep eating bagel bites on my couch

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@knalllen too true

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@PolSimulator When investigating an accident, and one of the drivers admits to failing to signal causing the accident, I shouldn’t lose CP for then ticketing her for failure to signal.

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@sirpheebs Wait but what will happen to us bi adhd’ers who like drinking sparkling water and giving head?

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Ben Lafaxine @AlphaLevelFall

4 years ago

@KDMusicc @sheilaresister @JakeLeei They’re not saying he’s still dead. But CPR being performed especially by medical professionals means full cardiac arrest. People consider this being “dead” even if the patient is resuscitated