➰Alyssa Struzenski➕ @Alyssa_Stru94
Sister, daughter, best friend and music lover! #Dasher #Cardfaller #shadowhunter Joined June 2012-
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Dear commercials for stores, STOP showing customers walking out with heavy duty bags. You know damn well that the bags you have will rip if you look at them the wrong way.
The IRS played in everybody’s face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.
The IRS sucks, taxes suck, not making enough money to pay bills sucks, adulting sucks.
Dont be an @Uber driver if youre going to keep a trunk full of junk, and refuse to put things like walkers/ rollators in your back seat because they get your seats dirty. Handicapped people, like myself, rely on you, and you just incontinence us more.
New irrational fear/ habit unlocked: sitting with your back to the door.
Hear me out. Apps that have subscriptions (Spotify, Netflix, Hulu, etc) should give you your birth month free. As a little present you just don't have to pay that month😭
Just got caught up on #ProjectFear PLEASE tell me that y'all kept Eggroll??! That little guy fell in love with you! @ChelseaLaden @DakotaLaden @Tanner_Wiseman @Alex_Schroeder4
No one should be jailed just for using or possessing marijuana.
have you ever seen a butterfly playing with a puppy before? well now you have🦋
Why does setting up/ installing anything new turn every family member against each other and drive them to near homicide??
if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen
Facebook REALLY needs an "I dont give a shit" button.
I just cleaned out the fridge and i dumped chicken/veggie broth all over me, so now I smell like I belong in the oven at 350 for like 10hrs....
Im a fantastic gift giver if A) I like you and B) I know your likes and dislikes. I will literally spend $3000 on you if I had the finances to do so.
“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home:
Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!
Ohio has spoken! Almost 76% for women’s health. Ohio you rock ❤️ For the rest of the US, I sure hope that in 2024 you bring it like Ohio did. #BlueWave
This X shit’s got to go. #ChangeItBack
It's always been fuck cancer but it's fuck cancer a little extra now
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Getting back less than half of what I got last year in taxes bc my government loves spending my earned money to bomb children while there's still the same fucking potholes on our main roads that they should have used the money for instead 🫶🏻
The IRS played in everybody’s face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.
Hear me out. Apps that have subscriptions (Spotify, Netflix, Hulu, etc) should give you your birth month free. As a little present you just don't have to pay that month😭
Welcome to Starbucks, where the baristas will serenade you with anaconda, followed by the Mickey mouse clubhouse theme song💀
No one should be jailed just for using or possessing marijuana.
have you ever seen a butterfly playing with a puppy before? well now you have🦋
The amount of people I went to highschool with that are now married or have kids is utterly insane
if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen
Elmo I’ve got to level with you baby we are fighting for our lives
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*is shitting bricks hoping my secret Santa likes the painting I made her* Her- (in the work groupchat) "who painted this beautiful masterpiece?" 🥺 Oh thank god
That was the most difficult shift I've worked so far but I got $60 in tips this week so it's fine
"are you artistic? If so can you make us a new sign for our new drink tomorrow?" LITERALLY YES? PLEASE!
Happy Birthday @RiderStrong ! Hope you have a great day and come back to Ohio even though Indy hates it 😂
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